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more stuff made on ms paint

What did colonoscopy do? I never got good vibes from them.

colonoscopy isnt a user i have a colonoscopy scheduled for next week.....

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

goat boy

(he/him)

hgghhgh whagt the fuck

so. i just pressed a button* on my keyboard by accident. and fucking. ahaha.wav from umineko just LOUDLY played from my monitor.

upon closer investigation, it was a play/pause button. but like. the thing is. there is. no program which could have done that. open.

i have listened to that sound effect recently, yes, but the thing is. i have since listed to like. actual music. and i have youtube open in another window.

i have to say, the jumpscare of hearing this out of nowhere is un-fucking-paralleled.

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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