*propositioning For Gay Sex* Wanna Erect Our Own Twin Towers?

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

stanley giving his wife one of these cards because he fell in love with a literal voice

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ioRg8ZUBsxJQCjQfdGEXK6ibYRWD1SJqVcHEFV1udZI/edit

I made a list of every game on a Nintendo console minus the Switch, I started with Switch games and then decided I’m gonna do that once Switch stops being supported

Tumblr users say shit like ‘I wonder how my whore of scrimblifuck blorbo is doing today’ and it’s Robert EO Speedwagon, Oil Tycoonist

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

Download complete. Connection severed.

Please rate my corporeal form 5 stars on Yelp

Please be nice to him he was programmed in scratch