Some Senior Guys Just Came Walking Down The Halls With A Bluetooth Speaker Playing 'Call Me Maybe' By

Came back from a music event an hour ago and my ears are STILL ringing.

Great.

I just wrote a song in 2 hours.

This is my peak.

that face when the stage manager has a better singing voice then most of the actors...

Interesting is what you tell your friend when they showed you a 'short film' that had really bad camera angles and a confusing story with grainy audio but you don't want to tell them you hate it so you just have to lie.

‘Interesting’ is one of the least interesting ways to describe something.

At my store, we sell this soap. They have some, well, interesting names.

Tumblr, you know what to do.

If you watch youtube, rb and put in the tags how many videos you have in your “watch later”

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

my earbuds broke.

again.

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