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Sirius Oneshot - Some Facts are Good to Know

Requested?: No Prompt: None Type of oneshot: Fluff, with small angst Timing: Marauders’ Era (7th Year) AU?: No Voldemort AU (Cause it’s for plot) Reader's Relations: Sirius’ girlfriend Reader’s Blood Status: Pure Blood Reader’s House: Hufflepuff Warnings: None

Other notes: I believe in my ‘Bisexual James’ headcanon so there’s a bit of mention to it at the end of this oneshot.

I felt the tears streaming down my face as I read the letter from my parents, unable to keep them in in front of my friends. “(Y/n)? What happened?” I sniffed and folded the letter, putting it in my pocket, “It’s nothing, Jen. I’m fine.” “You’re not though! You’re crying, that means you’re not okay,” she protested, taking another mouthful of the bowl of cereal in front of her, before adjusting her glasses, “I know you, you don’t cry when you’re happy.” “Please, drop the subject. I don’t want to talk about it at the moment. All I’m going to tell you is that I’m going to need to talk to Sirius about the contents before I can tell you, okay?” Jen just sighed in response, knowing she wasn’t going to get anything out of me, “Fine.” Once I’d finished my breakfast, I stood up quickly, not wanting to be in the Great Hall for longer than I had to be. I felt the tears coming back and I had to try hard not to let them fall as I was walking out of the Great Hall. SIRIUS’ POV “I’m telling you, it was hilarious, you should have been there! Snivillous’ face was hilarious!” “Yeah, whatever you say, Prongs. I’m trying to eat here,” I replied, coldly, turning back to the food in font of me. “What’s up? Normally you want to know everything about our pranks.” “I’ve just been thinking. What we should be talking about is your bisexuality…” I replied, smirking, causing Prongs’ face to turn beat red, “I-I am not!” “Dropping it is a good idea. Sirius, you might want to go and comfort your girlfriend. She just ran past and she’s been crying. Her eyes are red.” “What did you say, Moony?!” Before he could reply I’d stood up and ran off chasing (Y/n), forgetting that I’d left the letter on my chair. I eventually caught up to her just as she was approaching her Common Room, “(Y/n)! Wait!” YOUR POV I turned around when I heard my name, “Oh, hi, Sirius. Did you need something?” I asked, refusing to make eye contact with him. “Moony said he saw you crying. What’s wrong? The girlfriend of the Amazing Sirius Black should never be sad!” I let out a small giggle at his attitude before sighing, “Can we go talk about this somewhere more private, please? I don’t really want everyone to know.” Sirius nodded and we ended up sitting by the Black Lake. I gulped, “It’s just,” I took a very deep breath and closed my eyes for a bit, not looking at him, “Siri, we’re going to have to break up.” It took him a moment to process before, “WHAT?!” “I know. I really don’t want to, but I have to.” “Wait.. what do you mean ‘have to’?” I just sighed and pulled the letter from my pocket, “Read this.” He took it from me and read it; “(Y/n). You should know what this is about. You still haven’t found a suitable husband which is why me and your father have arranged for you to meet someone. He’s of the same age as you and will be coming over to our house at some point in July, I will need to write to his mother to confirm the exact date, but when it comes, I expect you to be on your best behaviour. It’s the least you can do after being made into the family embarrassment when you were sorted into Hufflepuff. Our family has been in Slytherin for generations, and then you had to go and mess it up. I will see you when the train arrives. You’ll find out who the boy is when you met him, and NO, you do not have a choice about this. (M/n)” I soon felt him wrap an arm around me and pull me closer causing me to start crying again, “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do. You read the letter, I’m not being given a choice. I’m sorry, Sirius if I’d just told my parents we were together rather than keeping it hidden, I probably wouldn’t be in this situation,” I spoke, lifting my head and leaning it on hush shoulder, “I love you, Siri. Never forget that.” “I love you too (Y/n). If your ‘husband-to-be’ gets mysteriously killed, you know where to find me.”

I giggled and leaned up, pressing a kiss to his cheek, “I know, but please don’t try to kill him.”

The da came when I was introduced to the person my parents were forcing me to marry. We’d all been sitting around the dining table when there was the sound of something falling on the ground and voices, “I told you, I didn’t want to come, Prongs, what are you-” “Shh, they’ll hear us.” “Isn’t that the point?” I looked at my mother and she looked at me before standing up and walking towards where the voices were coming from. I quietly followed her and was surprised to see James and Sirius talking to my mother. “Mrs (L/n)! You can’t force (Y/n) to marry that git! She’s in love with someone else!” I heard James shout. “You have no right to tell me who my daughter can or can’t marry. Now leave these premises immediately!” “Mother, please. James is telling the truth. I’m never going to fall in love with Edward like you want. My heart already belongs to someone,” I spoke up, walking over to the two boys and taking Sirius’ hand in mine, “I love Sirius and I always will. I don’t want to marry the guy you want me to marry.” My mother looked at me then to Sirius and back to me, “Truthfully?” I nodded eagerly and she sighed, turning back to Sirius, “Young Mister Black, do you love my daughter?” Sirius mirrored my actions, nodding eagerly, “I love her so much. There are no words to describe how much I love her.” I felt my heart melt, “Mrs (L/n), please, reconsider.” “(M/n), are you pulling out of the arrangement?” I looked behind my mother to see Edward’s mother standing with him by her side. My mother looked at me and Sirius, both of us giving her massive puppy dog eyes and sighed, turning back to Edward and his mother, “I’m sorry Martha, but I can’t force my daughter to marry someone she does not love.” I felt my heart swell inside and I hugged her, “Thank you.” “Understandable,” Edward’s mother replied. I could see that Edward looked a bit hurt, and I pecked Sirius’ cheek before walking over, “I’m sorry about this, but I hope we can still be friends?” He nodded, “Of course, Miss (L/n),” he replied taking my hand and kissing it like a gentleman, “Your boyfriend is very lucky, you are very pretty.” “Oh thank you, I’m sure you’ll find someone who loves you too.” “I believe I already have. Hello, Jamie.” I felt a smirk increase on my face and Sirius and I both looked back at James, whose face was bright red. It was then that something clicked in my head, “I knew it. I knew you were bisexual, James. So was this why you didn’t want to tell us who you’d been sneaking off to see… because it wasn’t a girl.” Sirius sent me a smirk and walked over to James, tugging his arm, pulling him over before pushing him into Edward, the two of them falling on the floor. I giggled, “I think we better leave these lovebirds to their thing, don’t you think?” Sirius nodded and wrapped an arm around my waist as we both walked back into the living room. —-----------------------END OF ONESHOT So.. this happened heheheheheheh…….

Remus Oneshot - Visiting Hours

Requested?: No

Prompt: None

Type of oneshot: Songfic (it’s more just a random oneshot with a bit of fluff that uses a song for  a small portion of the oneshot)

Song Used: Visiting Hours - Ed Sheeran

Timing: Golden Trio Era, specifically Prisoner of Azkaban timing, with a small bit of ‘Pre-Philosopher’s Stone’ at the start

Reader's Relations: None/Best friends with James (cause it’s for the plot, okay)

Reader’s House: Not Applicable

Reader’s Blood Status: Muggle-Born

Warnings: None/Sadness

Other notes: This was originally gonna be set after the Battle of Hogwarts with the reader being Remus’s sister and being the one to look after Teddy, but it evolved into this instead, let me know if you’d like to see that one too.

A small bit of context, after his parents were killed, he was sent to live with you rather than the Dursleys.

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I hummed a tune to myself as I put the finishing touches on Harry’s 11th birthday cake. I had just finished washing up the bowl that the icing had been in when Harry walked into the room, “Post’s here.” He smiled up at me and handed me one of the two letters that were in his hands. I returned the smile and turned the letter over to remove the envelope and read the contents;

“Dear Miss (Y/n) (L/n),

On behalf of Professor Dumbledore, I would like to invite you to come and teach Muggle Studies at Hogwarts. We require a new teacher, and it was agreed that you would be the best fit for the job. Of course, you do not need to worry about Harry, as I’m sure, provided both letters arrived on the same day, that he will be coming with you. I await your reply.

Yours,

Professor Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”

I smiled at the letter, turning towards Harry who was staring at the letter in his hands. I gave a small chuckle, alerting him to the fact that I was watching him and he turned to me, “So.. when do we go and get my school things?”

“Whenever you wish, Harry, but how does tomorrow sound? There’s a birthday cake with your name on it here.”

He nodded and smiled, handing me the letter, so I could read over it, as it had been twenty years since I’d been in his position. I folded it and put it safely on the kitchen counter, beside my purse, so we wouldn’t forget it the next day and turned back to the cake, picking up the stand it was on and bringing it over to the table where Harry was sitting.

“Happy Birthday, Harry. It’s not much, but I hope you like it anyway.”

“Awesome. Thank you,” he replied, as I took out my wand and cut two slices after he’d blown out the candles. We both dug in and managed to eat half of the relatively small cake, between the two of us, saving the other half for the next day, or a later point, as it would last a few days.

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“I want three paragraphs on the uses of rubber ducks, due by the end of the week,” I spoke out to the class of 4th years. Groans were heard across the classroom and I rolled my eyes, “You should be glad I’m not making you write thirteen pages! Class dismissed!” I spoke, leaning my hands on the desk in front of me, as the students started packing up their stuff. I started to pack up a few of my things as it was the last class of the day, and I wanted the classroom to be clean for the next day. Just as I was collecting a few of the remaining quiz papers from desks, a voice disrupted the quiet, “Professor (L/n)?” I turned around to see one of the 5th-year Hufflepuffs standing at the door. I smiled and nodded, “Come in, Jen. Did you need something?”

“Not technically, I just wanted to hand this in. I finished it early and I didn’t trust it being left in my dorm until our class on Friday, so I thought I’d just come and give it to you now,” she replied, taking a piece of parchment out from her bag. I walked over and took the parchment from her, seeing it was her essay on (Random muggle objects) I’d given her year the previous day.

“Thank you, Jen, I’ll mark it this evening and give it back to you tomorrow.”

“Thank you, Professor, bye.”

“Bye, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

The Hufflepuff girl adjusted her glasses and nodded before running out of the classroom. I shook my head slightly as she reminded me of myself in my school days and returned to the small office adjacent to the classroom. Sirring down at th desk, I placed the pieces of parchment in my hands down, taking out the photo of me and my school friends, the Marauders, Lily and Marlene, I kept in the top draw of m desk and rubbing my thumb over it, “I wish that heaven had visiting hours so, I could just show up and bring the news,” I took my thumb over to where James and Lily were standing, the former’s arm around the latter and giggled at the memory, before tears starting to come to my eyes. It wasn’t fair that James and Lily had been killed, they didn’t deserve it, “That he's getting older, and I wish that you met him. The things that he'll learn from me, I got them all from you,” I paused looking at the younger version of Remus in the photo. He’d helped me so much with my schoolwork, and with how to be a decent human being, his friends not being responsible as they were pranking Slytherins most of the time. During our school years, I had the most obvious crush on him and it was a surprise he hadn’t worked it out, or maybe he had and didn’t feel the same so he kept quiet about it, “Can I just stay a while, and we'll put all the world to rights? The little one has grown, and I still drink your favourite wine and soon they're going to close, but I'll see you another day, so much has changed since you've been away.” I’d been best friends with the Marauders, helping Sirius and James out with homework most of the time, and helping Remus with his/doing it for him when a full moon came, Peter doing his homework himself, “I wish that heaven had visiting hours so, I could just swing by and ask your advice. What would you do in my situation? I haven't a clue how I am to raise him. What would you do? 'Cause you always do what's right. Can we just talk a while until my worries disappear, I'd tell you that I'm scared of turning out a failure. You'd say, "Remember that the answer's in the love that we create". So much has changed since you've been away.” 

I put the photo down, unable to continue singing as I put my head down on my desk letting the tears come. That was when I heard a knock at the door. I quickly wiped my tears, allowing the person entry, and stood up, to make it seem like I hadn’t been crying, but I froze when the person walked in, “P-Professor Lupin. This is a surprise.”

“(Y/n), don’t act like we don’t know each- Have you been crying?” he asked, looking me in the eye. I shook my head, “No! Why would I have been crying?”

“You can’t lie to me, (Y/n). I was at school with you for seven years, I can tell when something’s wrong,” Remus replied, walking over to me and taking my chin in his hand, forcing me to look at him, “Tell me? I know we haven’t seen each other in more than twenty years, but I’m here for you if you need to talk.” I smiled and nodded, shaking slightly, “O-Okay. It’s just I’ve been so stressed. I don’t know if I’m doing a good enough job!”

“You are. You’re the best Muggle Studies professor this school’s ever had.”

I sighed, “No, I don’t mean job as in occupation, I mean with raising Harry. I don’t know why James and Lily wanted me to look after him if something happened to them!” I choked out, the tears coming back to my eyes. Remus just pulled me into a hug, “Let it out, (Y/n). Let it out. I won’t judge you.”

“Thanks, Rem. T-this is what made me fall in love with you all those years ago.”

The minute I’d said that my face turned bright red and I squeaked, quickly backing out of the hug, “You should really go, I’ve got a lot of papers to mark, and I want to get it-” I was cut off when Remus grabbed my upper arms and pulled me closer to him, kissing me. My eyes widened, but after getting over the shock, I wrapped my arms around his neck, my fingers tangling in his hair. We broke off a few minutes later and I raised a hand to my mouth, “You just kissed me…”

“I’m sorry, I should have asked first. It’s just that when we were in school Sirius told me that if I ‘ever got the opportunity to kiss you, I should do it’.”

I smiled, pecking his cheek, “It’s okay. I confessed first anyway, accidentally but still. By the way, that was my first kiss.”

“Want me to be your second too?”

I giggled and nodded, “Most definitely. D-does this mean we’re together now?”

“Does this answer that?” Remus responded, kissing me again.

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I probably had an idea for more of this… but ehh I wanna draw so I’m ending it here

Carlos x Reader: Dog Lovers

Requested?: No

Prompt: None

Type of oneshot: Fluff

Reader's Relations: Ben's younger sister

Warnings: None

Other notes: None

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I giggled, running after Bella, who was chasing Carlos, and Ben doing the same with Dude. Carlos ran up into a tree and I managed to grab Bella, and picked up the Dalmatian, "Got you."

"Help me! This thing is a killer! He's gonna chase me down and rip out my throat. This is a vicious, rabid pack animal!"

"Who told you that?" Ben asked, picking Dude up.

"My mother," Carlos replied, "She's a dog expert. Why are you two holding them? They're going to attack you!"

I giggled and stroked Bella's head, "Have you actually ever met a dog, Carlos?"

Carlos shook his head and slowly etched his way down the tree. Ben and I walked up to him, the two dogs still in our arms, "Carlos, this is Bella and Dude, the campus dogs." Carlos slowly brought his hand to Dude's head and stroked him, and I could see the love form in his eyes, making me smile. My smile widened more when Ben handed Dude to Carlos and his face lit up, stroking the dog even more. I placed Bella back onto the ground and she walked up to Carlos sitting beside him. I could see the hesitation on Carlos' face as he slowly reached out to her, petting her head.

"We'll give you some space to get to know them more, Come and find us when you're done, okay?" I spoke, seeing how happy Carlos was with the two dogs. He nodded his head and I grabbed my brother's hand dragging him off back to the school.

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"Hey, (Y/n)!" I turned around from talking with Audrey and Elyna to see Carlos standing there, a small plastic bag in his hand, Evie beside him.

"Oh, hi Carlos, did you need something?" I asked, standing up from where I'd been sitting so I was eye-level with him.

"Not really-"

"Then leave, we were in the middle of a conversation," Audrey butted in. I sighed and grabbed Carlos' hand, ignoring my red face, and dragged him off back to my room, "We'll have some privacy here, now what was it you wanted?"

"Oh yeah, here. We baked some cookies and I wanted to give you one."

I smiled and took the bag from him, smiling, "Aww, thank you. Want me to eat it now?" Carlos nodded his head and I opened the bag and took the cookie out before neatly folding it and returning it to him. I took a bite and smiled, "This is really good, you'll have to give me the recipe."

"So… feel anything?"

I put my hand to my forehead and closed my eyes before looking back at him, "Would you mind meeting me at the Enchanted Lake tomorrow at 5? Provided you don't have any prior engagements…"

"YES! I-I mean, sure. Why?

"No reason," I smirked, pecking his cheek, "Now, both of you get out of my room, I think I need to lie down for a bit."

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"I cannot believe that Auradon is going to be led by the children of villains one day."

I rolled my eyes, "Really? Because I don't know if you've heard the saying, 'Don't judge a book by its cover', but these kids aren't their parents, I can tell you that for a one hundred per cent fact," I replied to Audrey's grandmother, sneaking a glance to my left where Carlos was lying with Bella and Dude licking him, metaphorically to death, "And I'll have you know that Ben is going to be the one ruling over Auradon, so I don't think who he wants to be by his side is any of your business."

"(Y/n), calm down."

I slapped Ben's hand off my shoulder, "No, it's not right that we judge these children based on their parents' actions!"

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I smiled, opening the door to my room, happy to see Carlos standing there, Dude in his arms. Once I'd let him in, Carlos placed Dude down on the floor and he walked over to Bella, giving her a muzzle rub. I smiled and leaned my head on Carlos' shoulder, snuggling into him, "It's good that they got along so well."

"You're right, (Y/n)," Carlos replied sighing. I heard him gulp and looked up at him, "You all right?"

"Y-yeah, I'm all right, don't worry."

Despite his response, I didn't believe him and walked over to Bella giving her back a gentle stroke. In response, she only gave a small wag of her tail rather than her normal leaping up from where she was lying and wanting more. I gulped, "Carlos, could you come here? I think there's something wrong with Bella." Carlos walked over and kneeled down beside me, letting Bella sniff him before stroking her head, "Hmm, I'm not sure what it could be either."

"C-can you stay here while I go and get Fairy Godmother? I trust you to look after them both and it's probably not the best idea for you to be running around in here, in case one of the guards sees you, they'll think you're up to no good, and I don't want them thinking that when I love you so much," I smiled, kissing his cheek.

"Y-yeah, I'll stay here," he replied after a sharp intake of breath which I guessed he didn't want me to hear. I stood up and left in search of Fairy Godmother.

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I smiled as I entered Carlos and Jay's dorm, after being permitted entry by the former, and walked over to where Bella was lying, with Carlos kneeling down beside her. I sat down, "How's she doing?"

"Good, just sleeping right now."

I smiled and kissed Carlos' cheek, "That's good." I turned to Bella and gave her a gentle pat, "You did well, girl, well done."

"Can we see the puppies?!" I quickly turned to the door to see Mal and Evie standing there, Audrey and Elyna behind them.

I nodded, "But you have to be quiet, Bella's trying to sleep at the moment." The four of them nodded and walked over slowly, admiring the puppies, some of them being golden colour and some being white. "What's going to happen to them?" Evie asked, looking up at me, she and Mal having let Audrey and Elyna have a closer look at the puppies. I sighed, "Well, that hadn't been thought about yet, they're too young to be taken away from Bella yet and well we don't really know."

"W-would it be okay if I adopted one of them? They're so cute."

I looked to Carlos and he nodded, giving me a smile, which I returned before bending down next to Bella's head as she'd now woken up, "Hey girl, you okay with some of my friends adopting your puppies?" Bella barked and licked my hand in response, giving me the sign that she was okay with it and I turned to Evie, "Well, there's your answer." Evie's face lit up and she hugged me, "Thank you!"

"We are going to keep two though, but if anyone else wants one, you can have one."

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I smiled leaning on Carlos's shoulder, the two of us sitting on the grass on the school grounds, "So, were you ever planning to lift the love spell you put on me?" Carlos just looked at me, and stuttered, "H-how?" I giggled "To be completely honest, the day when we went swimming in the Enchanted Lake, it washed off then, so yeah," I replied, biting my lip and not looking at him, "So this whole time, I haven't been under any love spell." Carlos' eyes widened, but before he could get a word out, two little puppies jumped on him, causing him to fall back onto the grass out of shock. I giggled and lay down on my back too, "To be even more honest, I have genuinely fallen in love with you, Carlos. I knew from the day when you climbed that tree to get away from Bella and Dude, that I was in love with you. You didn't need to spell me, because I was already in love with you."

I just giggled looking at Carlos' bright red face as he blinked at me in surprise.

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Hehehehehehehehe… this exists now cause FLUFF

Blaine Oneshot - Some Secrets are Worth Sharing

Requested?: No

Prompt: None

Type of oneshot: Fluff

Reader's Relations: None of importance

Warnings: None I can think of

Other notes: 1) You’re the principal of Dalton’s daughter. 2) You’ve been pretending to be a guy for a while. 3) Sebastian is in this, but i haven’t actually watched any of the episodes where he’s in (i’m only on like season 2) so he’s prob going to be ooc, but even then he only appears for like a minute, and you’re really good friends with him. 4) (M/n) means male name (cause you’re pretending to be a guy.) 5) Kurt doesn’t like Blaine in this (Kurt is my special lil bean and I don’t wanna make him sad)

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“Can I ask you a question? Are you guys all gay?”

I let out a small chuckle at Kurt’s question, before taking a sip of the (insert drink) in front of me, as Blaine answered his question, “Uh, uh, no. I am, but no, these two have girlfriends.”

“I’m bisexual,” I spoke up, after swallowing the mouthful of (drink).

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“Seb! Come back here! I told you to stop stealing my things!”

I turned around and got out of the way just in time so I didn’t get knocked over by Sebastian running, however, (M/n) did bump into me, “Sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going. Sebastian stole my comb again and he won’t give it back, gotta run!” before he ran off chasing Sebastian again. Kurt helped me stand up and I thanked him, “Kurt, can I tell you something? I’m in love… with (M/n).”

“I’m happy for you Blaine, really! Just tell him!”

I shook my head, “I can’t.”

“Why?” Kurt asked, “It’s not like he’s straight or something.”

“It’s not that. It’s obvious he likes Sebastian, and I can tell Sebastian feels the same.”

“How do you know for certain? Because of the amount of time they hang out with each other? I’ll ask (M/n) if he likes anyone and try get him to tell me who, then you’ll have your answer.”

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“(M/n), question. Do you like Sebastian?”

“Well, yeah. Of course, I do! He’s my best friend.”

Kurt just let out a groan, “I mean romantically.”

“Oh… No, I don’t. Plus he’s gay anyway,” I replied, staring up at the clouds.

“But you’re a guy too…. Wait a minute, (M/n), are you a gi-”

“SHHHH! Fine, yes, just don’t tell anyone.”

“How though? Dalton’s an all-boys school.”

“My dad’s the principal. To be honest with you, Kurt, I got bullied at my old school because I was bisexual. I begged my dad to let me come to Dalton because of the ‘No bullying’ policy and he did immediately say no, due to Dalton being an all-boys school, but I told him that I could pretend to be a guy. I would take cutting my hair and wearing a binder over being bullied any day of the week, so my dad agreed, and I’ve been going here ever since. You and Sebastian are the only two that know I’m a girl, that’s why Sebastian keeps stealing my stuff. I’d like to keep it that way if you don’t mind, so please don’t tell anyone! Please, I’m begging you.”

Kurt just gave me a hug, “I promise I won’t say a word.”

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“Where is it? Where are you, you stupid binder?!” These were some of the questions that were floating around my head as I searched my room, almost turning it upside down trying to find it. I eventually gave up and growled to myself as I buttoned up my Dalton blazer, fixing my hair in the mirror, “Well, I guess I’ll have to roast today,” I told myself as I looked out the window, seeing that the sun was shining brightly. I sighed and left my room heading to my first class of the day.

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“Curse you, sun!” I growled, lying on my back, fanning myself with my hand, “Why does it have to be so hot?!”

I heard Blaine chuckling beside me, “Just take your blazer off, (M/n). We’re allowed to if it's this hot.”

“NO!” I exclaimed, swatting his hand away as he placed it on my shoulder, shocking him and Kurt, “I-I mean… I don’t want to get it dirty… So I’d rather keep it on.”

“Then just unbutton it.”

I shook my head, “No.”

“What are you hiding? (M/n), I know you’re hiding something from me… Tell me,” Blaine protested starting to poke me, knowing it got on my nerves. I rolled my eyes and mouthed to Kurt for him to help me. He smirked and just gave Blaine a nudge, pushing him into me, causing us to fall onto the grass. I felt my face heat up and I saw Blaine’s eyes widen when we realised where his hands were: on my chest.

“Y-you’re a girl?!”

I immediately pushed him off me and ran off, ignoring his shouts for me to come back, and ran back to my dorm room, shutting myself in.

A few minutes later, I heard a knock on the door of my dorm room, “(M/n)... You in there?”

“Go away!” I replied, “I know you hate me or not telling you-”

“I don’t,” I heard Blaine reply from the other side, “I want to talk to you. Please?” I sighed and stood up, opening the door, and letting Blaine inside. I encouraged him to sit next to me on my bed and spoke quickly, “Yes I am a girl, my real name is (Y/n), but you can’t tell anyone else, please. I’ve been pretending to be a boy cause I persuaded my dad, who is the principal, to let me come here because I was bullied for being bisexual at my old school, so when he let me come here, I cut my hair and started wearing a binder so I’d seem more like a boy. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, but my father didn’t want me to tell anyone.”

“Does anyone else know?”

I nodded, “Sebastian and Kurt. Sebastian because he walked in on me getting dressed once, and I’m sure the image still hasn’t left his brain, and Kurt because when I was telling him I didn’t have romantic feelings for Sebastian, I said “Plus he’s gay anyway”, and Kurt figured it out from that that I wasn’t a boy. I pro-”

I was cut off when he took my cheek in his hand, kissing me. I was shocked due to the fact that I’d thought he liked Kurt, but wrapped my arms around him, kissing back, something I’d wanted to do for ages. When we broke off, I spoke up, “B-but I thought you were gay.”

“I thought I was too. When I realised I was in love with you, I thought I was gay, but now, at least bisexual.”

“So, even though you know I’m a girl, your feelings haven’t changed?”

Blaine nodded and I smiled, “Does that mean I can kiss you again?”

He chuckled and nodded, kissing me again.

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More oneshot…

Decided to open an Ask Page/Side Blog. It will be on @thenasrandomness so please go follow me there to ask the questions and for more details

Sunset Oneshot - Forgiveness, Can You Imagine?

Prompt: None

Type of oneshot: Angst/Fluff

Reader's Relations: Sunset's gf

Reader's Pony Type: Unapplicable, cause human world

Warnings: mentions of cheating and teen pregnancy, swearing

Other notes: Don't ask how I thought of this, it just came to my head…. Also, for this oneshot, you, Sunset and Twilight (SciTwi) share a house. Also, I fully believe in the headcanon of Sunset and Sunburst being siblings. Also, lmk if you get the title reference

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I leaned back from the toilet after having thrown my guts up and took a deep breath before slowly standing up and washing my face.

"Y-you all right, (Y/n)?" Twilight asked standing up too from holding my hair back. I nodded, "Yeah, I feel fine now."

"Are you sure? This has been going on for a couple of weeks, maybe you should go to the doctor."

I shook my head, "I said I'm fine! Please Twi, just drop it. Trust me"

I walked out of the bathroom and bumped into Sunset, "You okay, (Y/n)?" I nodded, "Yeah… I'm fine, just going to get some food…" Before I could get down the hall, however, Sunset grabbed my wrist. I froze, knowing her power from the geode. She let go, "(Y-(Y/n)… Y-you're…" I knew what she was trying to say and I knew what she saw in my memories. I bit my lip and nodded, "I'm so sorry, Sun, I love you I promise, it was a drunken mistake. I know it was still wrong though and I understand if you never want to forgive me-"

She interrupted and pushed past me, "I-I need some time to think, (Y/n)," before walking out the front door. I literally collapsed onto the floor and sobbed, reprimanding myself for my drunken mistakes. I was surprised when I felt Twilight's hand on my shoulder, "You want to sit down somewhere more comfortable?" she asked, an apologetic smile on her face. I sadly nodded, "T-thanks, Twi, b-but aren't you going to shout at me too? I literally cheated on Sunset!"

She helped me stand up and wrapped an arm around my shoulder, "No. I know you were drunk at the time, a lot of mistakes happen when people are drunk, so I know that that part isn't your fault, but I am annoyed at you for letting yourself get drunk enough to have no clear thoughts."

About half an hour later, the door burst open, "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

I looked up from crying on Twilight's shoulder to see the rest of our friends lying on the ground, well everyone but Rarity, who was standing up out of the way. Clearly Rainbow had been the one to open the door, her being at the bottom of the pile.

The four in the pile stood up and walked into the living room, Rarity being the first one to rush over, "Oh Darling, what happened? You must simply tell us," she spoke, taking out her handkerchief to wipe my tears. I stifled a giggle at her antics and shook my head, pushing her away slightly, "I-I can't, you guys are going to hate me forever." In response to this Twilight wrapped an arm around me again and I snuggled into her.

"Sugarcube, there ain't anything you can tell us that would make us hate you."

I sighed, "Thanks, AJ, but I think this might."

"(Y/n), they'll forgive you, just like me and Sunset. Trust me." I tensed at the mention of Sunset's name and sighed, "I-I don't want to talk about it."

"Oooh! Let me guess! You got drunk a few weeks ago and ended up doing the (inset random Pinkie noises) with a guy and you ended up pregnant from it. Sunset worked it out and then she ran off knowing that the baby can't be hers cause of how Biology works, all she said was 'I need some time to think' and you took that as her wanting to break up with you, and Twilight is on your side and also knows you're pregnant and you were scared to tell us because you thought we'd take Sunset's side and hate you forever!"

I blinked several times as  the rest of our friends just stared at Pinkie, mouths open, Fluttershy spoke up, "I-I'm sure that's not it, right, (Y/n)?" I shook my head, "Actually…" I paused and took a deep breath, feeling Twilight squeeze my arm as a confidence boost, "Pinkie's pretty much spot on, the only thing wrong with her explanation was the fact Twilight didn't actually know I was pregnant until when Sunset worked it out." Fluttershy, Rarity, Dash and AJ just turned to me and I froze expecting them to be mad, but instead, they all hugged me, shocking me completely, "Y-you guys aren't mad?"

"No of course not! We're your friends, (Y/n), we support you through anything!"

I smiled and wiped my tears again, "Thanks Rainbow, but really? I mean, you guys have been friends with Sunset longer, so why are you taking my side?"

"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT READY TO TALK TO HER! PUT ME DOWN!" I looked to my friends before we all stood up and walked to the front door to see Sunburst walking towards the house, Sunset over his shoulder, her hitting his back, "PUT ME DOWN! YOU ABSOLUTE PEST! HOW MANY TIMES?"

"And you have to remember I am older than you."

"That doesn't give you the right to do this! I told you I-" Sunset was cut off when Sunburst put her down facing the front door where we were all standing. I bit my lip and refused to look Sunset in the face. She turned to her brother who gave her a stare before rolling her eyes and looking back at me and sighing, "(Y/n), c-can I talk to you, please?" I nodded slowly and the girls behind me moved, allowing me to let Sunset in. I led her up to my room and closed the door behind us, sitting down on the bed. Sunset walked over awkwardly and sat next to me. I decided to look at my lap, avoiding eye contact with her, prompting her to take my hand in her, "(Y/n), I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier, I-"

"No. Sunset, I'm the one that should be apologising! I was the one that cheated on you, you did nothing wrong, I'm so sorry," I interrupted her, tears falling from my eyes, "I'm the one that should be begging for forgiveness!"

"(Y/n), you deserve an apology too. I had a talk with Sunburst and he helped me realise that it wasn't your fault. What happened is that you got drunk and it's the alcohol's fault. I-If you'll have me back, I'd love to raise the child with you. It may be earlier than we planned, we're still in college, but still. I will always love you. I know we were going to adopt a child in need of a home, but maybe instead we could adopt a slightly older child than our original plan and get them to help out with the baby. That sound okay?" I looked at her through my tear-stained eyes, "R-really? Y-you're forgiving me? Sunset I love you so much!" I squeaked, hugging her, and knocking her down on my bed. She smiled and took my cheek in her hand kissing me, "I love you too, (Y/n). Want to go tell our friends?"

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Finally a mlp oneshot written…. I'm going to try and write oneshots for fandoms I haven't written for a while so next will be Hamilton if I can think of an idea.

Kinktober Update

so my laptop cable broke, hence why no kinktober… and now honestly I don’t really have the motivation for it… so no kinktober this year, I might next year if I am in a position to do so. I apologise

Can you do a head cannon of chief fire officer Boyce please

I already answered this. I don’t write for him sorry

Cress oneshot (NEEDS A NAME)

Requested?: No

Prompt: 1. "Delete that! I look terrible!" "I think you look beautiful.", 2. "Did you just kiss me?" (both taken from Pinterest)

Type of oneshot: Fluff

Reader's Relations: Friends with the triplets

AU?: Yes, High School

Reader's Home Region: Not applicable

Warnings: None

Other notes: None

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"I can't help it! Why did this have to happen to me?!"

I giggled and patted the redhead on the shoulder, "I feel ya, Chili, you have no idea how many girls I have had crushes on in the past and then they've turned out to be straight."

Chili just lifted his head up from the table it had been banged on a few minutes prior and gave me a blank stare and I immediately regretted it, "Sorry, that was probably the wrong thing to say…I just realised I gotta go do something!" I grabbed the remainder of my packed lunch and stood up, running off, leaving the triplets to have their own conversation.

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"Hey (Y/n)! Guess what!!" I turned around from talking to one of my friends to see Chili dragging Clyde, the guy he'd had a massive crush on for ages, behind him, a massive smile on the former's face.

"Oh, hey Chili, what's up?"

"I finally told him!"

I smiled widely, "That's great, Chili! I'm so happy for you!"

"Thanks, (Y/n)! I knew you'd be supportive! Now we gotta get you and Cress together!"

My head shot up, "What?! H-how did you know?!"

Chili just smirked and made a little nod to my friend, "I have my sources." I froze and turned to (F/n), sending her smirking face a glare, causing her to run off. I rolled my eyes and turned back to Chili, "Don't listen to what (F/n) says. She's al-"

"Chillax, (Y/n)! Cress likes you back!"

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"Group photo!" Chili exclaimed squishing the 6 of us in a hug, his phone in his hand, causing us all to look surprised as Chili snapped the photo. Once he'd taken it, he showed it to us with a massive smile, "This one's going as my background!"

"Chilli, delete that! I look terrible!" I squeaked, reaching out.

"Aww, don't be a party pooper, (Y/n). It looks great."

"I think you look beautiful," I heard from behind me, making my face flare up red as I turned around to see Cress right in front of me, causing my face to go even redder, "R-really?"

He just chuckled, "Would this prove my point?" Before I could reply, he'd taken my cheek in his hand and kissed me, causing my brain to go blank. Once he broke off, I was left utterly stunned. Once I'd managed to comprehend the situation, I still didn't believe what had happened, "D-did you just kiss me?"

Cress' face turned slightly pink and he turned away from me, nodding. I smiled widely and grabbed the collar of his shirt, pulling him in and kissing him. Breaking off, I smiled, "That makes me so happy to hear, Cress. To be honest, you have no idea how long I've had a crush on you."

"Same here, (Y/n)."

I smiled widely and kissed him again.

"And that's my new phone wallpaper!" I whipped my head around to look at Chili, glaring at him, "Don't you dare. You can keep the other one, delete that picture right now or you'll be dead."

I then heard chuckling from beside me, "I congratulate you two. (Y/n), I trust you'll take care of Cress for us."

"Of course, I wouldn't dream of hurting him at all. You know that, Cilan!" I joked, nudging his elbow, "In all seriousness though, I love him and would never ever do anything that could hurt him in any way," I continued leaning my head on Cress' chest/shoulder (depending on your height).

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And, another one! Please let me know if you can think of a title for this please.

FandomMas 2023 Day 5 - Athena

Fandom: Ace Attorney Prompt: “It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.” Reader's Relations: None

Other Notes: Sorry I didn’t post one yesterday, I didn’t have any ideas and by the time I got around to when I would normally write them (before I got to sleep) it was already late, so I just wanted to sleep, but I will try to write two today.

“(Y/n)……” “Yes, Athena?” I replied, turning to face her, and looking up from the case file I was reading through. “Why are advent calendar chocolates so small?” She wined, sitting down next to me on the sofa in the agency, stretching herself over my lap, causing me to giggle, as I started to stroke my fingers through her hair gently, “I don’t know, Athena, but I’ll have a bet it’s because they’re meant for small children, and said children normally want to open them before breakfast and chocolate isn’t a good breakfast food.” “But chocolate’s so good! Why can’t they be bigger?” “You’ll just have to put up with it, Athena. There’s nothing I can do about it, did you remember to open today’s door?” “Of course. It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten the entire thing already.” I giggled to myself, “How did I guess you already did that? And before you ask, no you’re not getting any of mine!” “You’re my favourite person, (Y/n)!” I rolled my eyes again, feeling my face turn slightly pink as I chuckled trying to conceal it, knowing she was just trying to butter me up to get my chocolate, “That isn’t going to work, Athena. You’re not going to get any of mine, no matter how much you try to butter me up.” “That’s not what I was trying to do!” “Sure… I don’t believe you, Athena.” “Oh come on!” My head shot up immediately at the outburst from Trucy, causing her to squeak, “Polly, look at this scene again and tell me they’re not dating!” My face turned bright red at the statement from Trucy as Apollo turned to look as well, “Trucy, if they were dating I’m sure we’d know by now. Athena’s just being herself.” “Hey!” “Hmph. Well then, I’m sure Daddy agrees with me.” “Unfortunately, Trucy, I’m with Apollo on this. We’d all know if (Y/n) and Athena were dating.” “But just look at the scene! The fact that Athena is letting (Y/n) rake her hands through her hair is proof enough! Athena’s expressed several times before that she doesn’t like anyone touching her hair, yet she’s not protesting to (Y/n) raking her hands through it!” Trucy spoke out, sitting down.

I was still trying to get rid of the blush on my face when I quickly removed my fingers from Athena’s hair, “Trucy, please stop. You can’t force two people to be dating by just willing it into existence. Especially when you don’t even know how they feel about each other, or if they’re dating other people.”

“(Y/n)! Take this off my head now!” Athena protested as I refused to untie the blindfold from over her eyes. “Nope! It’ll ruin the surprise if I do!” I replied as I booped her on the nose, sitting down on the sofa opposite her, taking out my guitar that I’d been gifted as a birthday present, before giving a nod to Trucy who bounced over and removed the blindfold from Athena’s head as I started singing, “We're far apart, in every way, but you're the best part of my day and sure as I breathe the air, I know we are the perfect pear. On a prickly path that goes on for miles, but it's worth it just to see you smile and I cannot be pulled apart from the hold you have on my heart and even if the world tells us it's wrong, you're in my head like a catchy song. The seasons change, and leaves may fall, but I'll be with you through them all and rain or shine, you'll always be mine. On a prickly path that goes on for miles. You're the only one who makes it all worthwhile and you should not blame me too, if I can't help fallin' in love with you,” as I finished singing, I felt my face turn bright red and I looked up at Athena to see her face the same colour, but before I could say anything, she’d pounced on me and kissed me. I blinked, not expecting her to feel the same, but I wrapped my arms around her, kissing back before breaking off when I remembered the others in the Agency. “Polly, you owe me!” “What?! Oh come on, Trucy, that’s not fair, you knew they liked each other. You were the one who orchestrated this whole confession!” “You still lost the bet, Polly, hand over the money!” Trucy persisted, holding out her hands towards Apollo. At this point I was too busy laughing at Apollo’s face to get mad at the two of them for betting on mine and Athena’s relationship, as Apollo begrudgingly took out a note, placing it in Trucy’s hands. She pocketed it and smirked, looking back at me and Athena, “Oh yeah, I bet Polly that you two would be together by the end of the year, and looks like I won by a week.” —------------------END OF ONESHOT Again, sorry for not posting yesterday, but I’ll get today’s written as well before I go to sleep.