I Know It’s Not Hard To Point Out Reactionaries Hypocrisy When It Comes To Like Safe Spaces Or Hug

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

“We’re close to Rubicon. Wake the dog up.”

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

I use it as a coma

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

My comfort pirates

Collection of Suckening doodles from twt cause insomnia 🫶

Holy shit it’s so cool to see vtm being connected with stuff like chnt, and that art looks damn incredible! Wanted to ask if there’s a specific reason why you chose clan Tremere though? I’m way too into this system and it wasn’t exactly the first thing that came to mind in my case, so I’m really curious why it’d be the one you chose.

so sorry i havent been posting, i can’t post unless i’m at school BUUUUT I MADE A CHNT AU SO HERES

VAMP HERE AND THERE

au info under the cut!!

so. obviously they’re vampires, but it’s specifically based on vampire: the masquerade! which is a ttrpg similar to dnd buuuut vampire edition

so first!! design notes!

sydney: i gave him a mermaid skirt because they remind me of vampires!! he also has a crown of thorns because jesus parallels yes yes yes

jedidiah: JEDDIE MYDVSGDGGAH okay. so i made his outfit more formal than i usually would, since vampire of course. he gets a bunch of clocks and watches and stuff as always. they all show different times all the time.

elijah: there he is. i feel like i can’t even talk about this design but he gets to be majestic for once. his wizard cloak shifts slightly every moment, it never looks exactly the same. the “our muse” is embroidered on the corner. he also has a halo made of twigs and leaves and his elephant mask is less cartoony and a more dull pink

i’ll post all of their character sheets for vtm in a little, but short lore explanation:

lucille was turned as a clan tremere vampire while sydney and jedidiah were in college. lucille shortly after turned jedidiah, who subsequently went on a frenzy soon after being turned, killing his dad while still not conscious of his action. jedidiah kept the fact that he was a vampire from sydney, and as he slipped into his coma, jedidiah began to study necromancy.

similar to canon, he took sydney out of the hospital and killed him intending to necromance him — but it went terribly wrong, like- nothing was working because of some complications jeddie didn’t consider. so while sydney’s body was almost completely cool, jedidiah turned him. elijah watched it all go down (still human) and considered sydney being brought back to life as a miracle. he was eventually turned (i havent worked out details here yet,, maybe he collected blood from other vampires and turned himself?) and then went on a diablerie (killing higher up vampires for more power) spree, saying all of it was in the name of sydney and the miracle he witnessed, and that he would only use his power to show the world what he was worth

uhhhh YEAH YEAH OKAY there they are!! IF YOU DRAW THEM PLEASEEEEE @ ME AHHDGANS i’m also making tags for when i post about it and if anybody else does you can use them as well!! i don’t expect art but i just wanted to show them off, i plan on making more characters in the au and i’ll post them as i do

(tags are #vhnt and #vamp here and there)

Maybe the gayboy Troy..?

Falling in the hole about to die 🔥🔥🔥

Holy moly