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"Nice haircut!" Thanks. I hate it, actually.

I only buzzed it all off so it'll grow out evenly. I hate having short hair please don't remind me.

grow out faster pls

THE POPE DIED IMMEDIATELY AFTER MEETING JD VANCE???

The existence of dildos is crazy like the way you can come home from work and just start fucking yourself in the ass

????😭😭😭

I'm a little slut for oranges

It's always a bit jarring to get a post that's so . . . *flips pages* magnificently affirmative, right after one that makes me feel a bit more valid/J

you know it’s a little annoying that they delayed metroid prime four so much but I think that it’s worth it if it means they could really perfect the graphics on samus’s dick.

I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

Believe it or not I do not trust this little jelly cube to drive ;-;

(Character is from the game Boyfriend Dungeon)

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