Evan: I'm Cold

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

barty: relationships should be 50/50

barty: evan cooks us dinner and i sit on the counter looking pretty

barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

Everyone seeing baby Luna:

Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her

Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful

Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them

Dorcas:...

Evan:...

Barty: Yeah but she's cute

Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her

i will never get snape because like why are u beefing with an 11 year old just cuz u didn’t like his dad

Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Remus : Sirius, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

this halloween i humbly ask for a fanart of dorlene wearing harley quinn and poison ivy costumes

the difference between remus and regulus:

james: would you still love me if i was a worm?

regulus: no

and

sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?

remus: you are a worm tho

regulus coming out to effie and monty:

reg: so yeah, i'm trans

effie: no

reg: what?

effie: fleamont no

monty: so that means-

effie: no fleamont

monty: i'm transparent

reg: *tearing up*

effie: *facepalm*