Rosekiller

peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3

remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him

Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)

"you're hesitating, love." I SURE AM NOT HESITATING TO HURL MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW AFTER READING THAT (affectionate)

wow walburga and orion are not good at making cishet children

“but these characters have canon personalities, you can’t just make up your own thing”

maybe YOU can’t, but i can. it sounds like a skill issue to me.

this halloween i humbly ask for a fanart of dorlene wearing harley quinn and poison ivy costumes

Tall Lupin.

Saw a post about short Lupin earlier , which is valid. But consider: Lupin being just taller than everyone. Even James. To me, he isn’t as tall as a lamppost- he IS the lamppost. If you put one of those hard hats with lights on it that miners use on him, he would get immediately get hired as a streetlight by road authorities.

Everytime he hugs Sirius, he just eclipses him. Sirius disappears into his hugs. He goes MIA.

James is looking for Sirius? Check Remus’ arms! He’s probably hiding out in there.

also: he can reach the highest shelf in a grocery store.

CONSIDER my gamers. Just consider it.

guys she's my wife