Thelonelyhangman - 🤖no Bot.ya Le Saben🤖

I can just imagine how awful it would be to be friends with Stolas

Not only are you dealing with a man who can never stop crying about things that he himself caused, this man also sings about his pain and istg is the definition of “woe is me”

Like just…. Shut up… please.

And like, what the hell are you even gonna talk with him about, he’s a royal prince, is all you’re gonna talk about golf?? I mean, if you like golf then good on you but it’s not much to talk about other than ball drop in hole! Do you watch Happy Gilmore once a week?? And he’s like “this Adam Sandler gentleman is quite humorous” of course he is! It’s fucking Adam Sandler, the guy who was in Click! (Why have I pivoted to Adam Sandler-)

And….then there’s also the other, problematic parts of him. But I’m sure I don’t need to clarify.

But realistically would anyone ACTUALLY want to be friends with Stolas, if you take everything into account about him?

This has been an Evil Lyn appreciation post.

Because let’s face it, the only He-Man characters who really have much semblance of any kind of plot that doesn’t involve GETTING MORE POWER are the girls.

Also, without that helmet, Evil Lyn is just plain HOT. :o

So with tumblr rolling out communities and such, I came across a helluva boss community and since I actually do love a lot of hellaverse fanwork, I decided to check it out

And that’s when I found a pretty good art piece that I’ve actually used a kind of ref for how I want Stolas to act in my rewrite, it compares Vivzie’s “silly lil guy” stolas with pilot/abusive Stolas (what I’m going for).

Someone reuploaded it there (no credit ofc :/)… and ten people reacted with a 😂 emoji. A laughing emoji. To an image that heavily implies and basically shows Stolas is about to SA Blitz. I’ve never closed a tab faster in my life

What the fuck is wrong with this fandom. Y’all don’t have to be like Viv but y’all freaking are. And I’m so sorry to the 1/4 or so of the fandom that is truly awesome and like the shows but not viv, y’all are brave soldiers fr

I’m putting the image I talked about here with credit under the cut, obviously tw for HEAVILY implied SA of Blitz by Stolas with Blitz in tears and distressed (I feel awful for him in this case) (it doesn’t hide how awful Stolas really is like Viv tried to)(f u stolass /vsrs)

Art by Paldo_59670 on X I believe!

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I….WHY….why are you so HOT!!!! He’ says Nyeeh and he’s hot

This was already talked about in someone else’s post, at least regarding the 200x Motu comics and how it treats its female characters, but I wanna rant a bit about how little of Evil-Lyn’ power is actually shown in the Rise of the Snakemen comic (issue 3) compared to the 2002 show.

In the comic they clearly and explicitly show Evil-Lyn defeating the whole Snakemen army that was attacking Castle Grayskull in one fell swoop.

Not only that but it added to her character. It showed that she respects and seeks out those that are powerful to improve her own standing and doesn’t take their defeat lightly if she happened to be working for them at the time. Especially if she’d been treated the way she was by the Snakemen and King Hiss: threatened, nearly eaten and just pushed to the side once her service was considered done. Like she said, the whole affair of aiding them was a complete waste of her efforts.

Compare that to how that scene played out in the show: … She’s not even there! She’s gone after King Hiss, Rattlor and Snake-Face enter the castle. Instead, the Snakemen all turn into lemmings after Hiss is beaten and throw themselves after him into the pit. Next we see her is when she’s running from Skeletor and his warriors begging the Faceless One to help her. You know- the character that was also incredibly nerfed.

dude i miss the full screen splash arts from heartgold/soulsilver. bring them back please.fuck. i miss her

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