When The New Lid Weights Still Can’t Keep The Raccoons Out Of The Trash Cans.

SLYTHERIN: “Everyone has talent. What’s rare is the courage to follow it to the dark places where it leads.” -Erica Jong

Everyone during field games:

Me during field games:

This movie is gold!

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? 

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)

“Bella is an unreliable narrator” 🙌🏼

Hi. Why aren't any of the Cullens playing with Renesme and actually raising her? They've all grown up in human society, some of them had siblings, and they (probably) have some idea of parenting and socialization. I just got the impression that when she was born and Bella converted, they were all just hanging out with the baby and nothing more.

Eh, I'll actually give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Bella is an unreliable narrator and too wrapped up in herself to really realize what it means to be a parent, that means Renesmee could be doing anything at all with the rest of the family.

We know she's a playful toddler and Rosalie and Alice have fun dressing her up and taking tons of pictures, I'm going to assume the best in this case. (In part because child Vinelle was a dress up doll too, and I think I turned out alright, if fashion conscious.)

What we sadly also know is that Jacob plays a lot with her, so there's that.

THE SECRET GARDEN (1993) Dir. Agnieszka Holland

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

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Bruh… I need it 😂

Keep calm be weird embrace the smooshy Gale faces.

This stupid fucking shirt.

ATTENTION: MY MOM BOUGHT ME A BABY GROOT BOP IT!!!

It's Monday...

I don't feel like I'm working out when I start slow with a 15 minute walk/jog but then I remember this!