JJ: I'm A Wanted Man, Kiara!

JJ, pointing: can I sit there?

Pope: that’s my lap

JJ: that still doesn’t answer my question

Pope: Hey, JJ.

JJ: *heart eyes* Hey.

Kiara: Do you, like, not notice the other ten people in the room or...?

JJ AFTER THE DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON POPE

Pope, walking into the kitchen with ducklings following him: honey, I don’t want to go to this Titans dinner anymore than you do, but we’re going to be late.

Pope: JJ. JJ. JJ!

JJ, on the phone: Heyward.

Pope: what is going on?

JJ: I’m trying to pay Lily’s impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn’t understand anything I’m saying. Hey-ward. Hey-ward. Yes! No! No! Not JB Heyward. We went over my first name for 20 minutes!

JJ, walking around the kitchen with the phone: JJ! JJ! JJ!

Pope, looking up from his watch: what the-

JJ, the ducks following after him: JJ!

Pope, walking across their lawn: I’ve seen hogs, I’ve seen goats, I’ve even seen a three-legged-

*Pope, falls into the mini inflatable pool in the middle of the lawn.*

JJ, holding their baby, trying not to laugh but failing: Oh! Oh my god-

Pope, looking up and glaring.

JJ, covering his face: I’m sorry-

Pope: really, JJ? I could have just died.

*Pope, stands and falls out of the pool.*

JJ, wheezing.

JJ, flopping on top of pope

Pope: you okay, sweetheart?

JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?

Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!

*the pogues playing a game*

Sarah, picks up an card: JJ, name something you might hurt yourself riding on

JJ, biting his lip: oh lawd, you know what I’m thinking?

*JJ’s mind*: pope. Pope. Pope.

Sarah, grimacing: I have an idea

JJ: it’s pope

Pope *chokes on his beer*

Sarah: I fucking figured.

John b and Kiara *watches in horror*

JJ, to Pope : We had a date!

JJ: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

JJ: This date is boring!

Pope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

JJ: Then why did you invite me?

Pope: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pope I'll do whatever want!

jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO

Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-

JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Pope : How’d you know?

JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

JJ: I even picked it up once.