Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?
People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.
Live blog listening to Cruel Prince:
Fuck Judes family, every single one, for preparing to leave the ball without even thinking of Jude at the crowning ceremony.
More at 6
Partially Deaf Katsuki Headcanon
When you force him to watch your rom-com shows that he doesn't like, he turns his hearing aids down to the lowest possible setting. It's just loud enough for him to hear you if you say something right next to him, but low enough that everything on the TV sounds like mumbles. He’d much rather focus on cuddling, and you begin to think, "Wow, he must actually be starting to like these movies." But in reality, no—he can’t hear a single thing and definitely hasn’t been paying attention to the plot. He’s just content cuddling and staring off into space while spooning you on the couch. He pretends to watch these movies just to make you happy.
opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"
the way pro-hero izuku midoriya makes my strength kink act up is genuinely insane
good lord he is so fucking big as a pro i just know it in my heart. he’s so so big and so strong too - got large calloused hands that work you like a fiddle, he could carry you on his arm like a baby and doesn’t hesitate or flinch when he does. please don’t even start with the “im too heavy bullshit” because he highly doubts it. have you seen what he reps? like.. regularly? not deadlifts but good old fashion crunches and curls. he has to get custom weights for just one hand because the one he uses just don’t seem to be heavy enough.
he’s so big and sweet and pretty. it goes both ways yknow? he’s big enough to cage your entire body with his with a warm smile and a soft grunt. his hands will push your thighs to your ears and he doesn’t have to try at all to keep you right where he need. to take his stress out on your pussy and stretch you out so good - squirting around him cause he’s so big and you cant help. cant help but whine and whimper as he whispers about how rough he’s being but he can’t help it.
he just loves the way your thighs dimple under his fingers when he fucks you. loves being able to hold the entirety of you up for however long to fuck you deeper. he’s so so so strong - he could do absolutely anything. he can lift a car - you’re not even a warm up in comparison.
n then on the other hand, if you wanna take control - he does everything for you. he could break of restraints, he could move, he could squirm - but boy oh boy, does our bring strong hero loving pleasing his baby. loves letting you do as you please and listens just because he can. the sensation in your gut when you know he’s follow rules. god just.. big strong izuku… big strong soft man
it follows him around still, the stigma of his quirk. it normally doesn’t bother him, but when shinsou is in bed with someone, he’s careful with what he says, preferring to keep his mouth shut and announce his pleasure through grunts and sighs
that changes with you. you love his voice and its ability to command you, a level of trust he’s never had with anyone. he can voice every filthy thing he wants to do to you without reserve, without fear of judgment
the first time you tell him to use his quirk on you, he’s manhandling you onto the counter, one hand around your throat, "open wide, pretty" before he stuffs two fingers in your mouth
he wishes the fucked-out, glazed-over expression on your face didn’t make him as hard as it does, but fuck, the way your tongue laves over his fingers and sucks, the way you say "more, ‘toshi" can you blame him for tightening his grip?
laying you out on his bed, he’s whispering a litany of praise and degradation that makes you squirm, "go on, spread your legs for me, sweet thing, let me see how messy I already got this slutty pussy," has the nastiest little smirk when you whine and grab at his hands
"what’s the matter, pretty girl? needy for me, huh?" coats his fingers with your slick, relishing in every noise that falls from your mouth. "all this just from my voice?"
literally won’t put his cock in you until you’re trembling, big hands holding your hips down as he teases his length between your slippery folds—"beg for it"
please survive
Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority