Lmao I Love Sending A "Please Advise." Email. Cuz You Just KNOW With The Intensity Of That Period At

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

jude: don’t worry I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

taryn: I think you mean cards.

cardan: she does not.

jude, pulling out knives: I did not.

....someone volunteering to be the first one to eat your pussy...

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

WAR PAINT : MASTERLIST

PAIRING: Bakugou Katsuki x Fem Reader SUMMARY: Desperate times force you to disguise yourself and join the King’s Guard. When a suspicious string of crimes strike the palace, however, Captain Katsuki Bakugou starts paying extra close attention. CONTENT: mulan elements, fantasy AU, hidden gender/secret identity, romance, aged up characters, some violence, eventual smut, afab fem reader, 18+, spin off of in cinders LENGTH: 28k, STATUS: complete

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DELETED SCENES (requests for short drabbles related to the fic)

What was chapter 5 like from Bakugou’s point of view?

What is domestic life like for them after the fic?

Did they get married? What did Bakugou’s family think?

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

pro hero!Deku and superfan!reader at a meet and greet. He's amazed to get the kind of treatment All Might once got from him, to see you blushing and tripping over your words while your hands shake. Doesn't hurt that you're wearing a Deku costume shirt that stretches over your tits and that your deku green skirt barely covers your ass. "Who do I make this out to?" He lands in close to ask over the loud noise of the meet and greet, one massive hand on your waist as you try not to melt. You mumble your name and he just smirks, tilts his head and gets even closer to ask again.

Fast forward to his hotel room (he'd left the room number and a key card in your purse while he was signing your poster) he's got you in a mating press, his massive form hovering over you as he fucks you stupid. "C'mon sweet thing, let me hear it again. How you're my biggest fan right?" Can't even help the cocky grin on his lips as you try (and fail) to form words when his cock head is dragging against your spot.

"I'm, I'm-"

"I'm what? Can't even use your words, poor baby." He's mocking you even as his cock aches to fill you up seeing how all your fangirl knowledge goes out the window once he's inside you.

Next time he was gonna quiz you on trivia about him while you're warming his cock.

bkdk idol au

it’s a blurry pic but dynadeku were spotted together.

just two guys hanging out or could it possibly be Actual Boyfriends on A Date?

You’re in his dms I’m in his nightmares