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I love them, Your Honor 🙋🏻‍♀️💚

and that’s exactly why he called her ass a liar lmfao

jude "climbed into the rafters of the throne room while grievously injured because she thought someone was going to try to assassinate cardan" duarte telling him she wouldn't take a knife for him is so funny. like ok girl

As someone very new to reading fanfiction, I cannot get over how talented people are. Y’all are out here writing literal novels, novels better than the canon material, and NOT GETTING PAID FOR IT?!

I’d throw a million kudos at each one of you if I could.

WAR PAINT : MASTERLIST

PAIRING: Bakugou Katsuki x Fem Reader SUMMARY: Desperate times force you to disguise yourself and join the King’s Guard. When a suspicious string of crimes strike the palace, however, Captain Katsuki Bakugou starts paying extra close attention. CONTENT: mulan elements, fantasy AU, hidden gender/secret identity, romance, aged up characters, some violence, eventual smut, afab fem reader, 18+, spin off of in cinders LENGTH: 28k, STATUS: complete

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DELETED SCENES (requests for short drabbles related to the fic)

What was chapter 5 like from Bakugou’s point of view?

What is domestic life like for them after the fic?

Did they get married? What did Bakugou’s family think?

Jurdan supremacy

𝜗𝜚 bakugou katsuki | best eater

❕smut mdni, oral sex.

bakugou katsuki is a total eater. that's it, there's no other way to explain it. he's positioned exactly to eat you hard. he’s not disgusted or ashamed of it. all he wants is to hear you moan as he eats you out like there's no tomorrow. he'll moan softly into your pussy while he licks your clit hard. you'll try to close your legs when you’re close or you can't resist. dude, he'll never let that happen. you'll never be able to resist him as he holds your thighs tightly, preventing you from closing your legs. he'll create a wonderful feast with his tongue while not forgetting to make you scream by gently biting you with his teeth every now and then.

and, uhm…

“i was taught that i should always finish my food,” he started to place soft kisses on your waist —even though it was against his words.

“so don't take it as disrespect but i don't care if you're shaking.” rest assured that he'll do as he says…

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Thee kiddos

Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

you know what i think kids/teen books do 'fantasy romance/fantasy books' way better than any of the adult fantasy books booktok raves about. i try and read some of them and 90 percent of the time its just smut and abusive relationships disguised as 'dark romance'. then i read books like Keeper Of The Lost Cities, The School for Good and Evil, Percy Jackson, Land of Stories, the Nevermoor series, that kind of thing, and they are all actually so amazing because they have fleshed out characters with flaws and an engaging plotline instead of just badly written romance. and when they do have romance it's well written and about the people rather than the tropes.