Pony: There's No Way He Likes Me Back.

A Southpark thing I did.

Random Outsiders headcanons

-Soda is the best cook in the gang

-Dallas is left handed

-Darry hates the taste of coffee but he drinks it for the caffeine

-Steve can’t swim to save his life

-Mr. Curtis bought Johnny his jean jacket

-Pony has a decent singing voice but he will stop immediately if anyone catches him

-Darry was going to go for college for business management

-Soda is terrified of snakes

-Dallas is allergic to bees but doesn’t want anyone to know

-Johnny’s favorite food is a cheeseburger

-Two-Bit’s middle name is Robert but has never told anyone in the gang and he hates it because it reminds him of Bob Sheldon

-Pony has bad eyesight and squints at everything

Dally: -JUST SHUT UP

Twobit:

Dally: Im going to kill the next person i fucking see, i swear to god-

Johnny *walking in*: Hello! Hi! Im so happy to see you!

Dally: Heyyy, omg....

Romeo: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Romeo to Davey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Spot, to Race: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Jack: There are two types of people.

Jack: how the hell you spell union? Davey: u-n-i-o-n Jack: oooh fancy pants rich mc'gee over here, fuck you

Rip johnny cade, you would have loved old navy and Calvin Klein.

PREACH

“Darry would definitely(insert something an old dad would do here)”

HE’S ONLY TWENTY HE’S THEIR OLDER BROTHER NOT THEIR GRANDPA. FREE MY MAN FROM THESE SHACKLES.

Pony: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Johnny, blushing: Okay.

Dally: It's fucking summer.

Spot: *Sneezes*

Jack: Hey, Spot sneezes like a girl!

Spot: And how 'bout I pound you like a boy, that didn't come out right..

Can you please give Dally a hug? This man just needs a hug.

Dally finally gets a hug :)

and have some happier ones bc I felt bad

(Click for better quality- tumblr ate it as always)