Jack, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Jack, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Jack: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Have you done the outsiders or the big bang theory? (LOVE YOUR PAGE BTW 🫶🫶)
stay gold, pony boy
I’ve been putting together an AU where Jack Kelly grows up to be Jay Gatsby who if you want here’s some key points
Nick is replaced with Davey
Recognized from war changes to recognized from the strike
They probably still both fought in the war but it will stay slightly insignificant until the end
Jay Gatsby was once Jack Kelly
Became rich for Katherine ✨ because after the strike obvs Jack had to go to war and Katherine thought he had died!! Some years after the war ended Jack became Jay and built his mansion across the bay from Katherine and one of the Delancey brothers because why not (he needs to be a jerk like Tom so it works)
Davey's POV just like it’s Nicks in the book
Probably leave Jordan as Jordan
Medda to replace the one old guy who Gatsby called an old best friend
Instead of an empty funeral, Davey tracks down all the old newsies that survived the war and they all collectively mourn the loss of their cowboy and the loss of all the other newsies lost in the war
Janus: Alright, so Google maps says that it'll take 1 hour to get there and-
Remus: Only I'd you actually listen to laws. I can make it in 10 minutes!!
Janus: ....
Janus: No.
Spot: *processed to jump swiftly like a cat onto several different objects to reach the highest shelf, then slams it open.*
Race:
Spot: You were saying?
Spot: there's nothing I can't do
Race: except reach the top shelf
Spot:
Race: you can't do that
manhattan, west virginia davey and kazimiera the skvader for @pigeonwit !!
reblog to slowblink at your mutuals
^fully agree with this statement
***Only the least voted option will be eliminated***
I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about
*goes on stage* "Fuck." *exits stage* -Hamlet, Shakespeare
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