Kaidan: Okay, So This Should Be Pretty Simple. Repeat After Me; Don’t Kill People.

I'm praying

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.

Leonardo da Vinci

Technically it was just rum but tagging is complicated for me.

Put yours in the tags.

Witcher Toffee

Dairy Free

The things you’ll need

Ingredients

1 cup honey

½ cup agave

2 cups almond butter

¼ teaspoon sea salt

½ teaspoon vanilla extract

½ teaspoon almond extract

Equipment

Medium sauce pot

Candy thermometer

Rectangular candy mold

Spoon

Rubber spatula

Let’s get started!

Mix honey, agave, sea salt and extracts in a medium sauce pot and place in a candy thermometer.

Cook the mixture on low heat for 12 minutes, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula. Do not allow the mixture to exceed 250°F.

Add almond butter and cook for an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until it pulls away from the pot.

Remove the mixture from the heat and using a spoon to place it into your mold.

Allow the mixture to cool in the molds and remove them once they have hardened.

TaDa! This Witcher Toffee will make an alliance with your taste buds!

Behold, Skyrim.

And so I continue to follow my brothers teachings

Until my body gives up on me, I will get up again

When I fall, expect me to rise

If you want peace expect war and I may not be god but I am death's tool

The blood may pour, but you'll pour far more than me

And when the peace finally comes

Find me in a field of flowers

Relearn my name

Because they had lied to you

I was never the end

I'm the beginning

And beginnings are always so complicated

So, we'll start again from strangers to friends to enemies to strangers again.

But it'll repeat again, and I will follow it's path

The chaos to regrowth

I will remain, upon the field of flowers and graves

These are my memories, these are my names.

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

When in doubt, whip it out… ‘it’ being hydroelectric acid.

Haggar. (via incorrect-voltron-quote)

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while