Nothing Kills Me Quite Like Character A Describing The Scent Of Character B And One Of The Adjectives

SO CANON

ochako: tsuyu, himiko is ghosting me!!

asui: ochako-chan, my dear, i already told you to see a therapist—

ochako: no!! *pulls out a ouija board* she asked me if i would still love her if she was a worm and i said "maybe" and now she stopped answering me :((

asui:

I'd like to believe that Himiko called Ochako "my hero" once (probably as a joke), but Ochako started just calling her "my villain" back. So like, whenever Ochako sees like, an unsolved crime documentary and she recognizes that's it's Himiko's doing, she's just like "Oh, that's my villain" with no context for anyone who happens to overhear her

writing fics means holding your own hand and running your own thumb over the back of your knuckles to see if it's really comforting or not (and if it is, how to describe it adequately)

“If I had found love sooner”

Random story thought: What if a fantasy story where there's humans and elves, who are less like different nationalities and/or "human, but in a different font", but more like the difference between dogs and wolves? Like they resemble humans, but are very, very clearly not human. And half-elves, like wolfdogs, are known to be theoretically possible, but so improbable and rare that they might as well be a myth. Like everybody's school had that one kid who loves lying for attention who keeps insisting that they actually know somebody who's a real half-elf for real.

And in the extremely rare case where their friend of a friend who's "totally actually a real half-elf" even exists at all, 99 times out of 100, the aforementioned suspected hybrid is just a 100% full human who's unusually tall, beautiful and autistic. Something that can definitely fool someone who's never seen a real half-elf, and is willing to believe that this friend's mom actually for real fucked an elf (instead of getting hunted for sport, and possibly eaten, which is the more likely outcome of encountering elves in the wild). But it's almost always just a full human with vaguely 'elvish' features.

But once in a blue moon, there actually is a real half-elf, and once you've seen one, you won't mistake a full human for one of them again. They're gangly, not just tall but long-limbed in a way that humans are not, their speech is strangely composed as if they learned their first language as a second language, and their eyes are piercing, wild, inhuman eyes, with a gaze full of strange instinctive wisdom that humans were never meant to know. Secret elvish thoughts that even they, personally, wish they didn't have.

And it sinks in to you that elves, that are so alien to you, would also find this poor creature just as strange and unsettling as you do.

patchwork shinobi

omfgggggg

Himiko: These feelings are genuine. That's why I'm giving you all of my blood.

Ochako:

Spiderbyte au where Sombra is the cute girl at I.T. that Widow looks for any excuse to talk to. So she’ll bring random objects to her work everyday and deadpan be like “can you put wifi in this?” and anyway that’s how she ended up with a recon visor that she can watch netflix on.

CRYING CRYING CRYING NOW. ITS OKAY. ITS GOOD HAPPY TEARS. THEYRE CUTE AF.

Separation anxiety