[Somewhere, In A Pro-hero Uravity And Field Medic Himiko AU]

Ok funny character concept: an aroace vampire. He wants to eat the garlic bread, but he can’t. He is conventionally attractive, and people find him hot, but he just wants to be left alone. He thinks dragons are cool, but all of them see him as a rival due to them both having treasure hoards.

Y'all ever like, hear a sound that makes you need to scrape your tongue against your teeth to get rid of the texture of the noise?

Or like, feel a texture or see something with a bad texture (like someone getting rug burn, or something) and have to either do the same tongue scrape against teeth thing or like, shake your hand to get rid of the feeling of it?

These are average person experiences, right? I never hear people talk about them; I'm going semi-insane! /lh

Sombra: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Widow?

Widowmaker: No.

Reaper: I do.

Sombra: I know, Gabe.

Reaper: I’m sad.

Sombra: I know, Gabe.

My favorite set of separated-at-birth blonde triplets posing with the only people who can match their freaks frfr

???

You can’t convince me Horikoshi doesn’t feel something towards blonde 🤨

Uraraka: You got arrested again?

Himiko: You gotta believe me, I just so happened to be at the scene of the crime!

Uraraka: Well, what were you doing there?

Himiko: Committing it.

Himiko and Ochako as Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel. Hear me out. Himiko is Charlie, Ochako is Vaggie. Ochako is sent in to join the LoV as a spy/double agent, and ends up becoming a real member and dating Himiko. Then, angst time. There's some kind of raid/fight with the heroes and villains, and we get the confrontation; it's like, Izuku or Tsu or some other hero, and it's just that scene from You Didn't Know.

[Villains are barely winning]

Himiko, out of the fight, being protected by Ochako: *cheering her on*

Izuku: "Don't you act all high and mighty, did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a /liar/?"

Ochako: "Don't Izuku, please."

Izuku: "What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that you're a hero just like us?"

omfgggggg

Himiko: These feelings are genuine. That's why I'm giving you all of my blood.

Ochako:

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days