Phil Lester This You

So sassy

New favourite Phil clip

whoops my hand slipped

Thank you dan and phil for posting exactly when I'm in musical theatre twice

if anyone remembers my Phil clone drawing... this is basically a sequel

in the next part they shall all band together to defeat some purple guy

Tell me why this sign in saw on tiktok immediately reminded me of dan

The definite list of my favorite Zukka fanfics

I wanted to compile and recommend all of the Zuko/Sokka fanfics that I’ve read and enjoyed :)) so here it is

Real Enough to Get Me Through, by marriedzukka

status: incomplete (15/16)

rating: M

word count: 216k

description: After Iroh passes, Zuko reaches his breaking point. As he navigates the path through grief, he meets a kindred soul and begins to heal in more ways than one.

not my proudest moment(s), by veronica_soy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 12k

description: 5 + 1 stories where Sokka gets jealous at Zuko’s interactions with other people. very cute

i'll tell you the truth (but never goodbye), by lesmiserablol

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 19k

description: zuko and sokka get divorced and try to make it work over 20 years. this will make you cry like a baby

I have no expectations; Cant trust my imagination, by miraclesandmishaps

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 5k

description: smut!!! zuko and sokka get married for political reasons and have their wedding night

Sleep with Me (no really, go to bed), by secretsmutcompendium

status: complete (2/2)

rating: E

word count: 6k

description: more smut!! zuko has insomnia and sokka has a very creative solution

Changing Tapestries, by Gwyn_Paige

status: complete (1/1)

rating: G

word count: 8k

description: cute canon-compliant fic where zuko just adopted izumi and sokka visits the palace to meet her

Please Return if Found, by CSHfic, VSfic

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 5k

description: a real world but with bending au where druk gets lost and sokka returns him

what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth (what were you digging), by Draco_sollicitus

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 18k

description: hades and persephone au where zuko is hades, sokka is persephone, and katara is demeter

by the stars above, i knew we were in love, by theycallmesuperboy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 35k

description: more divorced zukka! canon-compliant fic where zuko proposes and it goes wrong. angst with a happy ending

Nip It in the Bud, by ranilla_bean

status: complete (3/3)

rating: E

word count: 15k

description: fun smut! sokka finds out that zuko got nipple piercings. chaos ensues.

breakable heaven, by haley625

status: incomplete (10/11)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 87k

description: canon-compliant fic where sokka asks zuko to be his fake boyfriend

and i'll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands), by nebulastucky

status: complete (11/11)

rating: M

word count: 88k

description: sokka and zuko are friends with benefits. this fic altered my brain chemistry

isn't this the vision that you wanted, by nebulastucky

status: complete (6/6)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 34k

description: canon-compliant fic where zuko is in love with sokka and plans to tell him. so, so tender.

i never get to hold you (as long as i want to), by nebulastucky

status: complete (3/3)

rating: E

word count: 28k

description: the sequel of the previous fic. read this if you want to swoon.

it's the illusion of separation, by argentoswan

status: complete (19/19)

rating: M

word count: 117k

description: real world au where sokka gets a job at iroh’s tea shop and reunites with his high school bully, zuko. enemies to lovers with a lot of fluff

this is me trying, by argentoswan

status: incomplete (19/?)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 91k

description: au where moon-blessed sokka has an arranged marriage with prince zuko. they have a rocky start but slowly fall in love

(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only, by jatersade

status: complete (10/10)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 55k

description: au where prince zuko has an arranged marriage with princess yue and sokka has to teach him water tribe culture. this fic has the most intimate non-sexual scene i’ve ever read

Operation: Get the Fire Lord a Boyfriend, by RejectsCanon

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 10k

description: 5 times that Zuko’s staff tried to pair him up with ambassador Sokka… without knowing that they were already dating

Strange Young World, by CSHfic, VSfic

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 8k

description: In the weeks following the war, Zuko faces a gauntlet of Agni Kai challengers. Sokka worries. (it’s more of a zuko-centric fic with some sprinkles of zukka)

how to survive your hot best friend (a study in failure), by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 17k

description: post-canon fic where sokka visits the palace and zuko is unbelievably horny and in love. druk is also there

how to get your dad a mate (a lesson in meddling), by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 5k

description: the previous fic retold from druk’s perspective. read this if you want to read about zuko being loved

Blood Lust, by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 3.9k

description: assassin zuko and moon-blessed sokka smut

The Boy Who Smells like Cinnamon, by dabblingwithwords

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 11k

description: Sokka has a crush on the boy who works at the Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop. He's not subtle.

everybody knows, by sulky bender

status: complete (2/2)

rating: M

word count: 3k

description: fire lord zuko is slutty and sokka is enthralled. smut

Hot Fire Lord Summer: 2 Hot 2 Fire Lord, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 1k

description: sequel of the previous fic. The problem with being exclusive is that Zuko has a massive sex drive. Which... is not really a problem for Sokka.

call me by some other fucking name, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 2k

description: sequel to the previous 2 fics. the palace staff starts referring to sokka as zuko’s concubine

sometimes a future I've already had before, by sulkybender

status: complete (8/8)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 15k

description: sokka and zuko adopt 8 year old feral izumi while zuko struggles with depression. this will make you cry

beloved of the sun, by sulkybender

status: complete (13/13)

rating: M

word count: 32k

description: post-canon fic where zuko faces a civil war. so much angst but also love

a shame you don’t know, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (3/3)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 9k

description: child zuko finds refuge in sokka’s home

a subtle electric fire, by agni_kai

status: complete (9/9)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 60k

description: trans zuko!! he’s a single parent raising izumi and sokka is the distractingly attractive teacher

How to Prepare for the Unexpected, by secretsmutcompendium

status: complete (5/5)

rating: E

word count: 9.8k

description: smut! sokka hides lube bottles in multiple unexpected places in case he and zuko get freaky outside the bedroom

chaliced flowers, by zuko96

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 4k

description: zuko wants to get sokka’s attention. the solution? send him nudes and pretend they were for someone else

a great chord sings, by zuko96

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 9k

description: zuko and sokka are friends with benefits and the gaang does secret santa

Bǎobèi, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 10k

description: zuko and sokka get drunk at a party and fuck. very cute teenage love

Love And Fraud, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 6k

description: sokka and zuko pretend to be a couple to get free stuff during valentine’s day

People you've been before, by sulkybender

status: complete (8/8)

rating: M

word count: 11k

description: post-canon fic where sokka gets amnesia. this will make you cry like a baby

zukki fics! (suki/sokka/zuko)

three’s a crowd (series), by overcomewithlongingfora_girl

status: complete (7 fics)

rating: E

word count: 43k

description: a series of fics where zuko, suki and sokka are a throuple

maybe there's room in a heart for more, by veronica_soy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 16k

description: a rewrite of the boiling rock where zuko, sokka and suki catch feelings for each other

The Iconoclast, by ranilla_bean

status: complete (5/5)

rating: E

word count: 36k

description: au where fire lord zuko sends a call for a new bodyguard across the four nations. suki and sokka respond

My Son & The Fire Lord (And Also Her), by avatays

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 7k

description: Hakoda doesn't know who is dating Sokka - until he sees Zuko and Suki kissing. Whichever one of them it is that’s dating Sokka, they're cheating on his son.

Sokka's Ten Step Plan To Win Over Fire Princess Izumi, by unacaritafeliz

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 2k

description: sokka panics because he’s failing at being izumi’s “cool dad”

And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain’t Even Dating, by Erisenyo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 19k

description: Five times Zuko thinks he's third wheeling and one time he really, really isn't.

Three's a Party, by desden0va

status: complete (4/4) (still updating)

rating: E

word count: 0

description: a compilation of nsfw zukki fanarts

Hot Fire Lord 3some, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 2k

description: part of the hot fire lord trilogy from before. the title is self-explanatory

all i ever wanted was love, by aurora_chiroptera

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 8k

description: zukki adopts izumi

don't make a fuss, by quenchyest (nights)

status: complete (20/20)

rating: E

word count: 94k

description: Zuko needs a little administrative help, so Sokka clears his schedule, and accidentally falls in love.

that’s it 🙏🏻 enjoy

2025 d&p predictions 🫶🏻

some of these are gonna be unhinged but like lbr who was expecting a tour to happen so quickly? who was expecting phil to randomly go blond?! so I had to have some things that feel like they’re out of left field

1. new d&p app or physical game

2. PHODCAST 🤞🏻

3. pet (my heart says cat but my brain says dog)

4. “our bed” comment

5. new corner of the phouse reveal

6. phil announces AP is going to be semi-inactive and it has one upload every other month (sad) because he is working on a solo proj (happy) > solo project is something sci-fi- and/or horror-related

7. completely out of the blue comment implying that d&p are gonna have kids one day and everyone is like hey what

8. new sponsorship and then the sponsor gets canceled for being a horrible business weeks after d&p post their video sponsored by them

9. tit is filmed and then not released for months bc they can’t find a platform for it à la WAD

10. IRL folds

11. super romantic vacation after the tour is over where they don’t announce it and are radio silent for two weeks and then randomly post a photo dump from it that includes a photo of dan kissing phil on the cheek or vice versa

12. dan goes viral on tiktok

13. dan and phil wedding invitations are leaked but it was actually an elaborate ruse set up by a phan who sent fake phwedding invites to a print shop

14. phil accidentally doxes his lurker account

15. someone finds an AITA post that they connect back to dan. the post is mysteriously deleted but dan never mentions it

16. dan gives up on the phullet by february and goes back to his regular hair

17. “our niece”

18. someone posts one of those tiktoks that’s like “love is everywhere if you look for it ❤️” that has a bunch of 2 second shots of random couples who don’t know they’re being filmed and one of them is d&p (OP has no idea who they are)

19. they try to wash the pheal and accidentally kill it (aka the stuffing gets fucked up in the washing machine). they try to replace it without anyone realizing but everyone notices

20. phil posts a reel trying some crazy dessert the size of his face that went viral online. months later dan is talking about it and implies that he and phil split the dessert. we talk about it for a month

21. dan makes a bunch of allusions to posting on daniel howell but it never actually happens

22. lessamazingphil comeback (aka phil posts a domestic video featuring dan)

23. one of them makes a passing comment about how there are talented authors in the phandom and it sparks a weeks-long debate about whether or not d&p read phanfic and if content creators have the right to enter into fan spaces

24. it is revealed they have a second house on IOM

25. they acknowledge that dab and evan are their proxies

26. they get a new editor

27. dan learns a new instrument (guitar perhaps)

28. pj and sophie talk about going to a wedding. everyone thinks it’s d&p’s and then someone figures out it wasn’t d&p’s wedding. but actually it turns out it WAS

29. another charity livestream (WAD cubes anyone? 💔) and one of the prizes is that phil will dye his hair a wild color. tyler oakley posts a thirst tweet about it

30. dan and phil randomly do a hosting gig for the BBC

31. they learn to cook solely because they get paranoid about getting a deliveroo driver that recognizes them

32. they voice characters in a video game and everyone is so excited only for it to be like big hero 6 where they have two lines each

"Make me your Maria,

I'm already on my knees"

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I just decided someone now need to make a cock shame edit of the sign

Tell me why this sign in saw on tiktok immediately reminded me of dan

my wife <3