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Typical PB&J duo shenanigans that occur when the show’s plot finally focuses on them:

Rereading the Lord of the Rings series recently, and it's so fascinating to me how much the series is a denial of the typical juvenile power-fantasy that is associated with the fantasy genre.

Like, the power-fantasy is the temptation the Ring uses against people It tempts Boromir with becoming the "one true king" that could save his people with fantastic power. It tempts Sam with being the savior of Middle Earth and turning the ruin that is Mordor into a great garden. It tempts Gandalf and Galadriel with being the messianic figure of legend who brings salvation to Middle Earth and great glory to herself.

The things the Ring tempts people with are becoming the typical protagonists of fantasy stories that we expect to see. and over and over we see that accepting that role, that fantasy of being the benevolent all-powerful hero, is a bad thing. LotR is about how power, even power wielded with benevolent intent, is corrupting.

And its so fascinating how so much of modern fantasy buys into the very fantasy LotR denies. Most modern fantasy is about being that Heroic power-fantasy. About good amassing power to rival evil. But LotR dares not to. It dares to be honest that there is no world where anyone amasses that power and remains good.

I guess that's one of the reasons its so compelling.

As a child my options were:

archeologist, detective, writer, ballerina, teacher, pirate, superhero (plant powers), cat (just straight up become a cat), and ninja. I had to narrow it down a bit when I got older.

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

Socialized

Rise Ramblings #664

There are two concepts that I really appreciate in Rise of the TMNT, of which, helped to set the Rise boys apart from other iterations.

Before the start of the show, the Rise boys:

1) Already met their lifetime bestie, April O’Neal.

2) Have already journeyed topside, thus it’s no big deal.

The fact that these concepts are already established from the start helps to take away the typical stresses from the turtles’ story. Instead, the stage is set for the specific type of adventures and hijinks the Rise boys do get into, such as discovering the wonders of the Hidden City and the people that dwell therein.

I believe that there are two people we can thank for helping the boys understand the world around them.

First is Splinter and his lackadaisical parenting style.

Since he was a more relaxed father than his other incarnations, I’m sure that these boys were free to explore the world at an earlier age. Most certainly, many of their childhood adventures landed them topside, thus allowing them to have experiences that their other versions were unable to have.

The second person is April.

What does April have to do with their upbringing?

Well, I’ll show you.

- Excerpt from “Ninja Power (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)”

Five years from the start of the show the boys would have been 8, 9, 9, and 10. What great ages to meet their first real friend!

Growing up with April would have had a huge effect on their social development; they’d be adapted to speaking with people outside of their immediate family, they’d learn about society through first-hand experiences and not just from tv or books, and they would have gotten used to the world around them by April acting like a bridge between the sewers and topside.

This is why by the start of the show, I believe, the turtles were already so well socialized!

Mostly....mostly. 😒

While children are getting free candy from strangers during Halloween, the 10 children in Mahmoud's family (@mahmoudfamily1) barely have enough money to buy food. Can you donate the price of a bar of chocolate or a pack of money so that they may get food and other basic necessities?

There is no vegetables or fruits in Gaza; there is barely any food available, let alone sweets for the children. These 10 children suffer from constant stomachaches and diarrhea due to eating the little contaminated food they can find!

There are 3 babies among Mahmoud's 17 family members. The youngest of them, baby Meryem, was only born a few months ago during this genocidal war. Mahmoud's sister gave birth to the baby under a shower of bullets, with no medical personnel or medical resources available. Mahmoud's sister almost lost her life giving birth to the baby! While she luckily survived, she is still suffering from many infections due to the difficult birth.

Not only is there no food, but there are also no diapers for the little babies. Even if they are available (though often they are not), one pack of diapers cost $150! And there are 3 babies in need of them! Please, Mahmoud's gofundme barely has any donations, and they need all the help they can get!

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An alternative Hondo rescues Tech is that Tech isn't well enough to stop Hondo from running around the Galaxy with him for numerous weeks, but eventually Tech is strong enough to lock Hondo in the refresher and contact Phee. They meet up somewhere. She hears Hondo banging around in the refresher.

"...you locked him in the fresher?"

"It was the moment he was least likely to be able to free himself. And, he didn't take his blaster with him."

Phee cackles, knocks on the door. "Bet that's the last time you make that mistake, huh?"

"Genoa! Phee Genoa my peer and trusted ally! If you let me out and help me subdue him I'll make it worth your while."

"No he won't," Tech says as he fiddles with the ship's comm console.

"Do not listen to him! He's an untrustworthy cur!"

Phee is barely holding in tears, she's giggling so hard. "Oh yeah? How much is my while worth to you?"

"At least ten thousand credits."

"Ten thousand to open this door?"

Tech says, "He does not have ten thousand credits."

"He says you ain't got it, Ohnaka." She looks askance at Tech. "How do you know that?"

Sounding confused, Hondo says, "Yes how do you know that?"

"Your personal security is lacking." Something on the console beeps. "There. I should now be able to signal Echo."

"Are you using my ship to send illicit communications? Genoa! I'll make it fifteen."

Phee whistles. "Damn. I dunno, Brown Eyes, this is awful tempting."

"If he could and would pay you, I'd agree. But as he can't--"

"Do not listen to his slander!"

"--and you're quite intelligent enough to know that, I can only assume you're engaging in this to toy with him."

"She would never. You would never."

"Oh wouldn't I," Phee says, and Hondo groans. She bobs her eyebrows at Tech. "Also I wanted to tease you a little."

Tech blinks. "Tease me."

"For running off with a pirate."

"Technically, he ran off with me."

"I did no such thing!"

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

Reasons why I believe this isn't a final Death

denial

There's a couple parallels between Tech's death and Echo's supposed death. First of all, we don't see a body in either case. Not Echo's and also not Tech's. We do see Echo's charred helmet and we see Tech's broken goggles later on. The team also had to leave right away in both cases, otherwise they would've been captured/killed. And they both sacrificed themselves for the team. If Echo didn't die, then why should Tech?

Denial

All that character building this season. Like of that was for nothing, then that was terrible writing. If that was to make us more attached to Tech so that his death hurt more, that is also terrible writing. I mean, he got a whole ass lovestory-in-the-making and that's the character you'll kill off?? c'mon. just as he was learning more about people and showing affection and social interaction, and learning how to properly and respectfully communicate with Omega??? that's when you kill him off? c'mon.

DENIAL

The fact that it was Hemcock that found him. You know the guy who does experiments on clones? Why lose such a valuable test subject? if there were any signs of life from Tech, he must've saved him, if only to use him and maybe modify him (again, Echo parallels)

DENIAL

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I mean, last season Hunter fell down a cliff from a moving ship and he survived just fine. I'm just saying.

DENIAL