Ma Meilleure Ennemie Is So Lemony And Ellington Coded

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Fun fact about you, the person reading this:

You just lost the game

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A Series of Unfortunate Events Meme

[½ dedications] – The Austere Academy

UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; THE FINAL FINAL

Shen Qingqiu Propaganda:

The entire series is told from his POV and the story seems like a comedy. The side stories from other characters POVs make the story sound like a tragedy. He thought that Luo Binghe hated him and wanted him dead while everyone else knew that Binghe was in love with him.

the whole book he’s using his OWN interpretation of the world to explain literally everything, not knowing that his introduction into the world changed it so fundamentally that his prior knowledge of it is less than useless. he’s like “binghe is being sweet to me because binghe is sweet to people that wronged him before repaying their slight a thousandfold, and he only adds their acceptance of his sweetness to his tally of their sins!! i have to run away forever or he’ll tear my arms and legs off!!!!!!” and binghe in reality is like “wow the love of my life my beloved shizun is scared of me still :( i should act sweet and nonthreatening so he’s not scared of me :(“ and he literally doesn’t have this corrected until the end of the book. but even when that one thing is corrected he still is like “haha okay but these other six things-“ bro……. cucumber bro………….. you homosexualized the world just accept it

He examines the entire reality he's isekai-ed into as if it's still fictional and his inner monologue ignores any "character trait" of the people around him that doesn't fit into his perception of "canon" despite everything he's done to change reality from the canon of the novel he first read. He routinely mislabels his own emotions as well as making heteronormative assumptions about himself and the people around him before he finally realises he's in reciprocated gay love with a man. It's a book that benefits being read twice, so the second time around you can focus on the implications Shen Qingqiu blatantly misses.

Transmigrates into a novel he “hates,” assumes he’s doing a good job pretending to be the character whose body he got stuck in, assumes other characters will stick to their original paths. Lotta assumptions, lots of rationalizing, lots of incredible feats of misunderstanding/misinterpreting things. His internal narration is also hysterical.

Lemony Snicket Propaganda:

(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure

While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.

HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY ATWQ!!!!!!!!

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I’m going to LOSE my shit Webb took some pictures of Jupiter and………………………….

Relationship status: Single, as always

Favourite colour: Cannot possibly decide, but when I have to give an answer, it’s green. Or yellow.

Favourite food: I’m really bad at choosing favorite things. But I really enjoy any type of soup and salad.

Song stuck in my head: Strawberry Fields Forever, by The Beatles. I keep singing out of nowhere. Your Existence by Wonstein too.

Last thing I googled: The translation of a Latin phrase

Time: 01:27 (or 1:27 AM)

Dream trip: Not sure... there are many places I’d like to go to (although traveling to Peru with friends has been a dream for many years now- and recently, I added “traveling someplace in the world where I could meet my online friends” to that list).

Something I want: To publish a book some day- oh, and have at least one small role in a movie/television show at some point in my life.

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Don’t know anyone else to tag, though, sorry.

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Relationship status: single

Favourite colour: darkblue and darkgreen

Favourite food: sushi

Song stuck in my head: Maybe you're the problem by Ava Max

Last thing I googled: nevermoor thai cover

Time: 7 am.

Dream trip: australia

Something I want: to keep the contact with my friends after changing school

no pressure tags: @belle-the-mess @idiot---witch @queen-fenestra @niamhous @iyahpostsstuff @neherandunasflor @necromancers-incorporated @frey-the-they @okay-hamlet @queercodedcadence

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