Sova Headcannons Because I Love Him

I love cyberowl as a ship sm!!! Like Sova has such a deep resentment for cypher and his methods and cypher is just like k lol. Also Cypher calling Sova out for having lied on record abt his eye and Sova being all >:/  yOur FiLE iS miSSInG aMiR

Also Cypher being probably servely traumatised to the point where he wont let ppl see his face for fear of them getting hurt and Sova’s just all >:( he’s a sketchy dude i hate him 

they’re so rivals to reluctant friends to lovers

More val headcannons because i can

If deadlock isn’t wearing her prosthetic and someone tries to hand her something she goes to grab it with her missing arm

Cue a lot of Norwegian swearing

All the younger agents have weekly K-drama watch party’s

Deadlock was kinda awkward when she first joined the protocol and her way to get around it was to offer people a hand before throwing her prosthetic at them

Breach thought it was hilarious 

Gekko asked Neon where she gets her hair dye and she just went what dye???

Phoenix once ate a small bit of radianite 

Fade slept facedown on the kitchen floor once which almost gave Sage a heart attack

Omen makes a mean hot chocolate

Brimstone likes to use old fashioned (very american) sayings but was forced to stop since Viper told him he was confusing the international agents

Monopoly was banned after Yoru and Phoenix got into a fistfight over it

Raze and Killjoy have lego dates where they just sit and build legos

Sage tried to learn at least a couple words in all of the Asian agents first languages 

Now she teaches Yoru Mandarin in exchange for him teaching her Japanese

Sova refuses to swear in English but swears aggressively in Russian if he so much as stubs his toe

Habor is weirdly good at mario cart

Phoenix once bet he could out drink Sova (he could not)

Chamber drinks the fanciest most expensive cocktails he can get his hands on

 Any agent under 29 has been called a baby at least once

None of the agents really watch sports but during the world cup everyone is so invested

same with Eurovision

Valorant Headcannons

Sova has a small collections of different prosthetics for his eye most of them are normal but some of the younger agents got him more interesting ones

Jett once saw Sova take his eye out and she screamed (Sova had to reassure her he was fine)

Sova is not a natural blond

Jett once broke three bones after dashing into a wall because Yoru said she wouldn’t

Sage proceeded to throw her shoe at Yoru

Phoenix, Yoru, Jett, Neon, Reyna have never dyed their hair its just colourful cus thats what radianite does to an mf

Phoenix once mentioned that he doesn’t have a dad and got very confused by the other agents reactions (he had to then explain the fact he has two mums)

Jett moves things in Phoenixs room sometimes just to wind him up

Brimstone had to make a rule that if you’re arguing with someone it has to be in a language you both speak (mostly because of Reyna yelling in Spanish and Viper yelling back that she doesn’t speak spanish)

Neon has chronic fatigue due to how much energy her powers force her to exert

Phoenix likes to confuse Brimstone by being aggressively english

Killjoy has called Brimstone dad more then once to the point where he just accepts it

GG ez Sova

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag

fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting

Im not rlly used to using marker but heres my attempt at drawing Reyna from val

Forgot to post this one lol