Latest Posts by thechaoticgentleman - Page 5

A Look Inside MY Mind

Make the gay boys go Kish kish pls I need serotonin.

NO think about crows

Sir plea-

Better plan, think about crows and octopuses.

I don't think you're autistic you slimey bitch

Make the gay boys go kissy kiss please

They're not even gay tho

Crows are lil detectives

I need friends

crow friends

YES

Go to sleep

They're gay to me

No

Did the octopussies ever get the special rights?

Crows are pretty befriend them

My life.

Your mom

But I'm gay

Do you think it's sad that you have to be near/cuddle with a giant stuffed cat to fall asleep?

Even if they're not gay make em go kissy

Hehe slimey

Do you remebr the time you said elongated babies?

Can we give them a very long and overarching love story still

Isn't he a prince

Make him say he railed the king's brother at the breakfast table

But the other gay bo-

No he definitely got railed by the first prince c'mon

That cunt didn't leave his room for 7 years he would not have the stamina to blow his childhood bestfriend and caretaker's back out

Cry baby go brbbrbrbbrbrbrbbe

Aeiou

Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrb

Crow

No

Detective duckie

Ducks!

You book referencing shit

My favourite actor is that man and you can't stop me

Please the other gays tho

They're not gay yet

The "make me" boys then!

Just because he did damn good in doctor who doesn't make him shit

Only one said "make me" actually

No he was also really gay with a lil dandy

Snake

Octopussy got a fucking buffet

I'm nom your bones

Please give a lasting romance

What if we killed the king

was he was the first prince why wasnt he king

How long is this fucking post

Yea wait didn't he have only sisters much younger than him

Writty write write

That neurodivergent moment when youre not sure if you can leave

Like I'm not talking about when it's after a meeting and people are still hanging around and you don't know if it's rude or nah.

I HAD TO ASK TO LEAVE THE BATH

I would call my mom with the same sad wail a cat makes when you leave it in a room with the door closed and ask her if I could get out. I would stay in my room after being sent there for hours when my mom had said "go to your room for fifteen" and ask if I could go to the bathroom.

Me on the verge of crying and having to friend request my brother on discord so I can ask him to bring me food because my abdomin hurts and my legs feel reminiscent of jello with the incorrect quantity of gelatin in it:

I just realized I could probably make friends with all the different flavours of weird kids.

Furries? furries are gay. I am also gay. We are gay, nice. Furries are generally cool ppl and so long as they know boundaries (both physical and not) I'm cool with furries

Emos? I'm also a nihilist :D also your outfit is cool I like it.

Punks? I know a fair amount of punk culture and would love to engage in anarchy with you.

Library kids? Another library kid! Let's talk books, I promise on The Agreement I will not hurt you. It's okay.

Aesthetic kids? I'm also very into aesthetics! mine is choatic academia, yours is so cool too <3

Quiet kids? I'll shut up or talk more depending on what you feel don't worry it's safe here and I'll protect you you precious being.

Geeks? Whether or not I know what you're talking about or referencing I will listen to your entire two and a half hour rant so long as I have something to do with my hands. You're so genuine when talking about this that you enjoy I love this!

Oh shit oh shit Im too fucking tired for this shit omfg kids: wanna listen to some music with me? I know a bunch of fun little spots around here we can go there, and you can vent or just vibe. Future you is so proud of you and I am too you're doing great ily.

Even if you're a "normal" kid, I'm nice but can be a little prickly when I'm tired/overstimulated, but I'll listen to you and offer any help I can when you ask for it. if you need a distraction I'll help. I will offer you the patience others have offered me and hope you do the same for the next person. I know the world is fucked up, it's scary, it's makes me want to give up sometimes. But I've promised some people that I would stay here for them, I hope you can promise someone the same. If no one comes to mind, could you promise me?

Really my aesthetic is just

and

I hate when I find the dumbest game and get so entranced. Like it's such a simple yet captivating thing but it would be so embarrassing if someone saw me playing it.

I hate when ppl are like, "nooooOooOoOooOO you can't put a plastic bag on your head" like, do you think I don't acknowledge the dangers of putting a bag on my head?

Me having three separate conversations with my friends on discord on the same server:

General chat: Me - I'm extremely depressed

Friend - me too lmao

Images: Friend 2 electric boogaloo - look guys a women

Friend - pretty lady

Friend 2 electric boogaloo - woman*

Me - it's a women

[my] room: Me - look upon my good boy waffles and weep fuckoos

Friend - good boy

Friend 2 electric boogaloo - good cunt

I was going to make a different post but I have forgotten it due to

I didn't know it did that :> that's so great :)

Tumblr is very intersting.

Me getting really emotional whenever someone correctly genders me is one of the most pitiful things that I've ever seen. Me getting all happy and excited/really sappy is really sad because I'm like a beggar on the street looking for some spare gender euphoria when someone calls me anything I can associate to masculinity in the slightest.

There's nothing better than going into your kitchen and eating some random ingredients.

I bite my nails a lot but I found a solution, nail polish. Rather than biting my poor fucking nails my need for everything to be aesthetic gets the better of me and I don't do it

I don't drink my tea without milk or sweetener because I think I'm better than you.

I drink my tea without milk or sweetener because I need to save my daily sugar and milk intake for the three cups of coffee I have that are 60% milk and 30% sugra, also I am better than you

do you think famous poets looked at what they wrote like an hour later and went, "yo this is kinda cringe-" or is that a new development in poetry?

I want a love triangle but the main character is a trans guy in a fantasy world (or just medieval) and the two interests are the queen and another servant who works for the queen. The queen is convinced he's a lesbian, and he makes the other servant question if he himself is gay or not. Both encounter the main character as both a nice looking woman, and a hot guy but neither of the interests figure it out until the end.

I realize that nothing i do on tumblr is really “academic”, thats because im just someone who doesn’t like the current state of the world, likes finding out things; science, mythology, moral, and everything human. And enjoys the general ideal of a academic and chaotic lifestyle

Whenever I'm bored or wanting to draw but have to ideas I like to do what I call hil-ighter drawings, which is exactly how it sounds.

Drawings which are done in hi-lighter then traced over with a black pen. You don't have to trace all of them, or any of them, it's nothing specific just draw what ever. Practice things, draw with your non-dominant hand, draw dicks, draw ducks. Do whatever, just have fun! :)

Sometimes I like making shit memes

Someone just put the stainless steel pan on the cast iron pan stack.

This house is a fucking nightmare

I just said "salutation" rather than my usual "salutations".

What does it mean.

Ballin' but at what cost?

My fucking spine that's what

i am currently out on my deck in -1 weather in only shorts and a hoodie, drinking ice coffee with a bit of flavored creamer (we ran out of milk), and about 4 scoops of sugar, listening to kinda chill but angry music, trying to finish the last 100 pages of "The Da Vinci code" before tomorrow because i wanted to.

I like when I intend to do something then don't. I was going to play games and then I figured out the words for something ive been trying to explain for awhile, didn't want to bother my friendnso I decided to bother tumblr instead(not like anyone pays attention to my random bs anyways). Made one post, got distracted by fish bones, and forgot what the fucking words were.

IMCOMINGONHEREBECAUSEIDFEELLIKEANASSHOLEIFITALKABOUTMYPROBLEMSINTHEDISCORDSERVERANDBOTHERMYONLYFRIENDSAGAIN.

The nickname "ghost" really suits me. Wether it be me lurking in random chatrooms for hours, not responding for half an hour because I just tend to be like that, or hopping on to social media and being active for five minutes then disappearing for another three months.

My goal in life is to have one post blow up and when people look at my profile to see more of this mastery, they are throughly disappointed.