Choatic Academia Things That Practice Self-Care

Some of the guys at my school are doing something I find very funny. They have taken over an area of the cafeteria at lunch, and they request a toll to sit there. The toll is to eventually buy some fries, which they call, "community fries." Any lose change someone donates means they get some community fries. I've so far donated 50¢ to the cause

My social life can be described with the phrase "odds and ends", partially because the phrase itself is about random/extra small things, and also because all the people I know are either weird as shit or absolutely fucking hate me.

Them: Shake what your Mama gave you!

Me: *stuffing my Autism, childhood trauma and cooking skills into maracas*

Me shopping at ten dollar store:

Sweet now I have everything I need to make the wings for a costume :D

Oh wait fuck I need fluffy feathers for the converts.. this black feather boa should work

-sees an witch hat with black feather on the rim fully knowing that it won't be enough feathers-

I must have it

I just adjusted and heard my bones crack, theyre not supposed to do that unless I tell them too.

I had a nightmare a few weeks ago about some murders, and usually that freaks me out for a while and I can't sleep. So naturally I turned him into a character and made him kiss other boys. It's to the point I was making pintrest boards for him and his boyfriend, but it's late, and now murder is scary again and I can't sleep.

the perception of academics as all out-of-touch rich white cis straight men is also absolutely not limited to this website (which plays into it both from a dark academia perspective and from a more anti-elitist/verging on anti-intellectual perspective). it is also 100% a thing on actual college campuses, even when physically face to face with professors who are people of color, women, lgbtq, disabled, and very much plugged in to the workings of the world. there is a profound difficulty in seeing that the people who teach us are in many ways like us. 

Someone just put the stainless steel pan on the cast iron pan stack.

This house is a fucking nightmare

It's funny when you can only do eight (8) modified push-ups, but what isn't funny is not being able to fluff a pillow a day later because your shoulder are that fucking sore

A Look Inside MY Mind

Make the gay boys go Kish kish pls I need serotonin.

NO think about crows

Sir plea-

Better plan, think about crows and octopuses.

I don't think you're autistic you slimey bitch

Make the gay boys go kissy kiss please

They're not even gay tho

Crows are lil detectives

I need friends

crow friends

YES

Go to sleep

They're gay to me

No

Did the octopussies ever get the special rights?

Crows are pretty befriend them

My life.

Your mom

But I'm gay

Do you think it's sad that you have to be near/cuddle with a giant stuffed cat to fall asleep?

Even if they're not gay make em go kissy

Hehe slimey

Do you remebr the time you said elongated babies?

Can we give them a very long and overarching love story still

Isn't he a prince

Make him say he railed the king's brother at the breakfast table

But the other gay bo-

No he definitely got railed by the first prince c'mon

That cunt didn't leave his room for 7 years he would not have the stamina to blow his childhood bestfriend and caretaker's back out

Cry baby go brbbrbrbbrbrbrbbe

Aeiou

Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrb

Crow

No

Detective duckie

Ducks!

You book referencing shit

My favourite actor is that man and you can't stop me

Please the other gays tho

They're not gay yet

The "make me" boys then!

Just because he did damn good in doctor who doesn't make him shit

Only one said "make me" actually

No he was also really gay with a lil dandy

Snake

Octopussy got a fucking buffet

I'm nom your bones

Please give a lasting romance

What if we killed the king

was he was the first prince why wasnt he king

How long is this fucking post

Yea wait didn't he have only sisters much younger than him

Writty write write