My Cartoon For This Week’s Guardian Books.

Title: Let's create a Movie for Netflix!   Jason Statham is..  [choose path 1, 2 or 3)] 1. THE EDITOR 2. THE LIBRARIAN 3. THE BOOKSELLER  A heroic special forces officer retires to a sleepy town to follow his true passion of setting up a... 1. Poetry Anthology 2. Public Library 3. Local Bookshop (image of our hunky hero holding his suitcase looking at a vacant shop)  He settles happily into the routine of small-town life, but when the townspeople are menaced by a... 1. Greedy Billionaire 2. Corrupt Politician 3. Evil Corporation (the hero puts doen his morning coffee and looks out the window as a sinister black helicopter lands)  He must combine his literary and military skills to protect his new community with the help of... 1. An attractive poet 2. A Young Borrower 3. The Bookshop Cat (The hero runs through a hail of bullets holding a novel and a machinre gun)

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

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11 months ago
Crowley Found Out That Aziraphale Had Put An Extra Bookshelf In The Backroom Of The Bookshop On A Measly

Crowley found out that Aziraphale had put an extra bookshelf in the backroom of the bookshop on a measly Monday morning. When Muriel took him to the back and showed him the hidden cd collection behind a collection of books about dowdy fabric patterns they asked him whether he knew what the bookshelf was for. His breath hitched for a moment. Behind his glasses he blinked a couple of times. And he growled how the fuck should I know Muriel. He stalked off - looking his worst* murdery murderous look - slamming the bookshop door behind him, and hating the cheerful jingling with all his heart. Around the corner he relieved some of his feelings by shouting at some quivering nettles**.

It turned out that Aziraphale had co-opted Maggie's help in finding 'bebop' music. While Aziraphale did not really listen to that sort of music, he did have an extraordinary good memory. He had memorised many of the cd's Crowley had listened to. And collected them for some inexplicable reason. Crowley didn't get it. He didn't know why Aziraphale hadn't told him about this. He didn't get it. But he knew why of course.

Later that day he returned to the bookshop and slipped quietly into the backroom. He closed the door softly and took a deep breath. Smelling the dusty musty books always made him feel close to... He slowly ran a finger over the albums. Thinking back to those moments in the bentley listening together. Listening alone. Wondering. How long it would take for his angel to come back to him.

*so that means best depending how you look at it.

**The nettle, very confused and not having experienced demonic energies before, promptly grew a bright blue flower in between its pink ones. When Crowley saw that he stopped shouting and caressed the flower softly.

Title: Attracting new customers to our bookshop with rebranded bookshelves. Image: In a bookshop four customers (a young person, a music fan, a beachgoer and a horse) browse the shelves. The sections are labelled TikTok, HipHop, FlipFlop and ClipClop.

My latest Guardian Books cartoon. Inspired by this news story.


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Dame Judi: “I thought you were going to be that beautiful Michael Sheen” followed by the biggest *sigh* in the world….


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7 months ago

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

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It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

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Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

7 months ago
Halloween horror!

Horrifying: 
1. Floating skull
2. Evil fog
3.Slime fiend

Utterly horrifying: 
1. Floating skull who borrows books and never returns them.
2. Evil fog with some really awful opinions (it is saying we've got the internet so we don't need libraries")
3. Slime fiend who browses bookshops then buys

A horrifying cartoon for Halloween (originally for Guardian Books).

4 months ago

Today, Aziraphale felt self-conscious. He wasn't usually one for vanity, but he caught his reflection in the mirror and just stood and looked for a moment, frowning. Crowley spotted him, approached him rapidly, grabbed his shoulders, and kissed the daylights out of him until he was pink-cheeked and bright-eyed and had completely forgotten there was anything else to think about before.

11 months ago

Shrugs. Thought you* might be interested in this little snippet from last Sunday.

*waving to any and all lurking Hozier fans.

BTW has anyone done the statistics on how many fanfics contain hozier lyrics?


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1 year ago
Some Of My Favorite Replies To This Tweet. Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!
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2 weeks ago
EU Citizens Initiative To Ban Conversion "therapy" In The EU. In The Last Couple Of Days >200.000 People
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EU citizens initiative to ban conversion "therapy" in the EU. In the last couple of days >200.000 people signed.

Please consider signing if you are an EU citizen. Please consider sharing for reach if you are not.

Deadline is 17th of May 2025.

Ireland, France, Finland, Belgium, Spain and The Netherlands have already reached the threshold requirements. We need more signatures though. Every vote by an EU citizen counts.

Thank you


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She/her, pan, ace, 40s | more silliness in my life please | (day)dreamer | voracious reader | music chaser

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