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Count Von Count

In Sesame Street, the vampire is the one who counts and teaches you how to do basic math. Suspiciously, there is an old myth that if you throw salt or rice down when a vamp is chasing you, they HAVE to count every grain. Thus, when Count Von Count stops counting, he'll eat your kids.

Spoilers

Am I the only one who thought sunstone was the exact opposite of what we expected from garnet and Steven

Why Are They R a c i s t??

I couldn’t resist doing this edit 😂

Thanks again! ❤️

Hancock once had a trip so intense that he sat staring into space for several hours. He states that in the trip a ghoul rat with a silly hat visited him, imparting upon him the phrase “To become god is the loneliest achievement of them all.”

WAIT THAT'S HIM?!?!

for anyone who wanted a raw version of that one meme, here ya go

it’s from some video called ‘Griffin vs. Cojack (2005)’ and yes, that is Griffin McElroy holding the red lightsaber

Really? *sobs* right in frONt oF my sandwich?

I JUST. It’s this post’s idea not mine (although I changed it a little bit). 

I mean dang do I like me some sad Lucretia

(Tumblr lowers it’s def so much I hate it click on it for higher def)

My name is doge

and I am metal

but soft

like flower petal

so when cat come screaming "help me!"

I stand tall

and act like tree

Goodbye Adventure Time

Goodbye to the show that shaped a lot of my childhood. I'll miss you.

Dang tumblr, you're cold blooded

It’s been real, baby.

Probably, right? I am an adult, and I do make content for people of all ages, so it seems within the laws of reason. I’ll still probably post what I can here if I don’t get blasted, but just in case you can catch my at my new twitter and a deviantart. Oh, or at my Patreon, which is old news but I might as well put it here too.

If the sweet swood dude that runs that instagram for me is reading this, I’d be happy to take it off your hands at this point. You did a great job of rackin’ up followers for me over there.