I Know They Aren't Super Related, But The First Photo Is Wedding Rings That Came From Concentration Camps

My name is doge

and I am metal

but soft

like flower petal

so when cat come screaming "help me!"

I stand tall

and act like tree

I ask them why they ate an entire jar of mayonnaise

Writing Prompt #9

You think your roommate has been stealing your food from the fridge, but every time you confront them, they deny it. In an attempt to catch them in the act, you hide a video camera in your kitchen and wait. You wait a few days to review the footage, and when you do, you’re horrified.

What do you see?

Saw lnfinity War.

10/10 would not recommend.

But was a good movie. Tear ducts ripped to shreds.

hey uh… kinda in a tough spot right now, I ended up needing some pretty intense dental work and it’s gonna end up costing me almost everything i’ve got (about 2K). i’m also in the middle of trying to find a new job, so i don’t have much coming in. if you could donate a little something that would be really awesome

paypal.me/sasstricbypass

thank u 💕

Hello.

Hope this finds you well. Yesterday we in Russia faced a dehumanizing bill proposed by an ultraconservative deputy that, in fact:

1. adds an "assigned gender at birth" field to our birth records

2. forbids to change birth certificates (legal gender change)

3. presumably forbids to change gender in ID cards (it is bound to changes in birth cert)

4. FORCES to change your replaced birth certificates back to gender assigned at birth (and presumably in ID cards by same reason) if you’ve changed it before

5. forbids any trans person to adopt children

6. forbids any trans person to get married

There is some translated info about that law:

https://twitter.com/VioletOlya/status/1283154150797332481 (a thread)

https://twitter.com/liveshowsdnp/status/1283332792252805121 (a thread)

And analysis made by lawyers: https://vk.com/wall-41739538_5260 (ru) + machine translation: https://telegra.ph/Machine-translation-of-analysis-of-anti-transgender-bill-made-by-the-project-of-legal-assistance-to-transgender-people-07-15

I’d really appreciate it if you could help us to get international support to stop this bill, for example, tweet about this with the #ProtectRussianTransLives hashtag. There is a petition on change.org: https://www.change.org/p/госдума-отклоните-законопроект-о-запрете-трансгендерным-людям-на-брак-и-усыновление-детей that needs support too.

Please, spread this information.

Spider-Man: Far from Home

After infinity war, all the dust characters come back, but in random places on earth. Peter P. ends up in England.

it’s not just the police; it’s the whole state of white supremacy! tear it all down! 

Nick- "Dear Piper, What are emoticons?

Sincerely, Nick Valentine."

Piper-" oh my god nick"

Modern AU hot take: Cait and Strong have Nokia Bricks, Deacon has a new phone every two weeks, Preston has a random iPhone that’s always 2 or 3 generations behind, and Danse has a flip phone. MacCready refuses to use an iPhone and will only use Androids. Piper hates Androids and will only use her iPhone, which she tries to get the new one of whenever she can afford it (which is about when the next gen comes out; she’s always behind). Nick has a Blackberry, the heathen.

Good beby protect my kitties you funky little spookster

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨