All People From Faerun Know Is 

"What would fine clothes be in modern times? Gucci????"

- The Fighter of my party, upon finding a set of fine clothes

Good news everyone bdg has been fucking hilarious the entire goddamn time

bdg really said ‘i will subconsciously trick you into learning self care practices and listening to messages about how worth shouldn’t be based on productivity by making a funny haha video’

tfw you realize both of your boyfriends are complete himbos who do not realize the consequences of their batshit theoretical actions

i didn’t do this on purpose but i just noticed that i’ve been writing it so that vang0 starts yelling when he’s emotional and burger gets really quiet and i think that’s beautiful

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

does he like.... you know.....

[taps mic] [clears voice] uhm. p- pat gill. can get it