Girl (or Boy) Help, My Raging Bisexuality Is Raging.

Lonely God

I am a Victor Frankenstein type of procrastinator

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Drumbot Brian: Welcome back punks and rebels you’re listening to Radio Free Ilium broadcasting wherever we can on whatever frequencies we can hack

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“I forgive you” “don’t bother” and “I love you” “it’ll pass” forever ruined me.

Have you ever been so annoyed by the sun you understood the entire plot of The Stranger?

casually mentioning hozier in my linguistics essay because i believe that his work should be studied. academically.

I just started reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and, may I just say, fuck you Lord Henry.

Reading Le Myth de Sisyphe and going “what the hell my guy” every line.

not ed singing whitesnake

Ron stupefying Peter Pettigrew with a Red Vine will never not be funny.