Nobody:
My brain at 3 am: ITS BEEN TEN YEARS
have you ever had a pomegranate so good you understood the entire myth of hades and persephone? like yes girl, i too would spend half a year in the underworld for but a few seeds.
no because imagine having to sit through byron scream singing in albanian
“I forgive you” “don’t bother” and “I love you” “it’ll pass” forever ruined me.
Count Dracula walked so that Peter Parker could run
Halfway through Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff is getting on my nerves, Catherine is getting on my nerves, Nelly is getting on my nerves, EVERY character is getting on my nerves. WHAT IS HAPPENING?