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This is the best thing I've ever read

Utmv incorrect quotes I made in 2019 but I tried to remove the unfunny ones - part 1?

Cross: Man fuck the world

Epic: *starts undressing*

Cross: What are you doing bro?

Epic: You're my world, bro

Cross: Bro

Epic: Bro

Error, to Ink: Fight me

Ink: Oka-

Error: *gets down on one knee* Fight me for the rest of our lives

Goth: Aren't we supposed to be at Life's place?

Reaper: NO! I'm an idiot! And idiots go whenever they want to!

(My dad said this) 

Someone: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Nightmare: The forces of evil don't have time for romance, what kind of question is that?

Ink: I could strangle you

Error: You're not tall enough

Ink: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Cashier: Do you want a receipt?

Sans: *pulls out a receipt* Do YOU? 

Reaper: What do you normally do when I'm not home?

Geno: Wait for you to get back

Nightmare: Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot morons

Lust: *sexually strokes wall until finding the light switch*

Horror: What a turn on

Nightmare: Get out

Cross: Why does everyone say get out when someone makes a pun? Don't get out, get in here and make more puns

Ink: I gotta stop telling people to fight me every 10 seconds because what if they do? I'm 4 feet what am I gonna do, hide in a vent?

Ink: *kicks the door open looking completely panicked*

Dream: What did you do??

Ink: Nobody died!!!!

Swap: What kind of answer is that??

Cross: *gives Ink a dictionary for his birthday*

Ink: Wow uh... I don't know what to say

Cross: That's why I bought you that book

Sometimes 100 words is enough

I feel like the romanticization of long fic/multichapter fics has really left appreciation for drabbles, ficlets, and one-shots in the dust. A story that is only 1,000 words is still a full story. A story that is only 100 words is still a full story. These are still stories that tell something and deserve appreciation. Not everything needs to be a long fic. (This is not even getting into the strain this puts on writers!) Sometimes, short and sweet is what works!

Why does this like sounds like you but at the same time it looks like someone else wrote this post? ;-; maybe it's cuz its English idk but OH GOD hehehehehhe>:] dystopian universe go brrrrrr!!! Go T you rock

I just watched the electric state From Netflix and this movie frustrated me at the same time as it made me want to create something along the same lines. I like the aesthetic way and the context in which the universe is inserted, despite the poorly clichéd script and the lack of soul that this project has.

I like the idea of a dystopia where life continues as normal, it usually gives us something brutally close to reality and how the extraordinary decline of humanity is treated with normality (again, almost a modern portrayal). The way the film begins could have led to something really interesting, it's a shame that such a promising idea falls into the hands of a company as courageless and unoriginal as Netflix.

Anyway, the next few hours of my night before falling asleep will be spent immersed in Pinterest hunting for retro punk aesthetics and dystopias... Or maybe just a random AO3 tag.

Anyway, I'll produce something like that, with a less generic script and a less annoying protagonist. I'll update you if it actually becomes a thing. Bye bye.

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Next week will be so insane oh god. . .

I wonder what can i do to make it worse

Joku can pry black dreamtale twins out of my cold dead hands ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

But I agree with Dream being blonde and Nightmare raven

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I wish gay people were real....

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.