ITS OUT!!!

Jordie just 💀

Has this in drafts, don't know if i actually posted it or it never came out

“What do you mean you want to be in hell? Didn’t you bargained your way into heaven?”

Jordie: yeah because i wanted to be with my brother when he kicks the bucket but I have been watching him now and yeah, there’s no way he comes here”

*Proceeds to make a mocktail with all of these + a splash of mango for angst ig*

come get ya juice

I relate to this..

meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

• attractive

• into the same shit as you

• kind and understanding

• humorous

• good company

• easy to talk to

CONS:

• live in the middle of nowhere or on jupiter

I love this. And I love the original owner.

Every friend group has...

the saint

everyone else would die for her or kill for her, either way what bliss

the secret weapon

that one friend that seems totally confident but still doesn't really value themselves enough

the scary one

totally unapproachable, secretly has a big heart, but seriously do not mess with them and theirs

the pretty best friend

good for moral support and looking hotter than you

the brains

is casually a genius, doesn't make a big deal about it

the wife guy

he really does just love his wife, god damn it

the strongest person alive

has been through an insane amount of shit and still somehow manages to be a lovely human

the king and queen

there's just no one doing it like them

the fjerdan

is fjerdan

Oh Kazzle Dazzle

Best man part-1 <3

Jesper : I want you to be my best man.

Kaz : & I want Pekka's a** drowned under ice court but hey! It's Ketterdam, not some wonderland to grant wishes! Go away, Jes.

Jesper : *smug smile* Oh what a shame! Inej'd be Wy's maid of honour. We thought of saving the best man & maid of honour a dance but since you're adamant...never mind!

Kaz :

Kaz : What do you want me to wear?

He wanted to ask for a billion, but he didn't want to prove inej right (greed is your god scene)

We talk a lot about 30 million kruge, because of course we do, but we don’t mention often enough that the original offer was FIVE. It took Kaz one conversation to get it from five million to twenty million, and then he demanded thirty anyway. I love him.

The fact that I'm jealous of freddy 💀

god they are so beautiful

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO I LOVE THIS

"Wylan and Jesper making out on the floor"

Matthias passing by: aw, young love. So pure and delicate

"walks until finding Inej and Kaz making intense eye contact"

Matthias: OH DJEL! MY EYES! WHAT KIND OF PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLAY IS THIS?!

Lmao so true—

kaz: i think that i might have some mild trauma.

nina: you THINK?!?

inej: MIGHT have?!?

jesper: MILD?!?!?

SHADOW AND BONE HAS BEEN CANCELLED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I AM SO DEPRESSED NO ONE TALK TO ME

I HATE NETFLIX 😭😭😭😭

THIS HAPPENED TO EVERY GOOD SHOW

For example: Anne with an E

COME ON

WHAT DID THE CROWS EVER DO TO YOU 😭😭😭

THE FACT THAT THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE FORGOTTEN AND THAT THE GRISHAVERSE MAGIC IS GONNA BE REPLACED BY SOMEONE ELSE BREAKS MY HEART 💔💔

SAVE SHADOW AND BONE

SAVE THE FANDOM'S SANITY

NO MOURNERS, NO FUNERALS