He Pulled Up To The Hospitalllll With Buck In Tow For Some Reason And His Aunt Said "who Is This?" And

I wanna push you around

so eddie 👨🏽‍🚒 pays 💵 the tab 🧾 we both 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 run 🏃💨 out (🏳️‍🌈🤨) to the parking lot 🅿️🚘 and there’s a boot 🔒 on my front tire 🛞 [damn. that sucks.] yeah so— so obviously 🙄 at this point ☝️ i’m like 🗣️ “we’re not 🙅 gonna make ⏱️ the game 🏀” and eddie 👨🏽 goes 🗣️ “where ❓ is your spare 🛞” and i kid 🤭 you not 🚫 five 🖐️minutes ⏰ later the spare is on ✅ we’re driving 🚗 down the road 🛣️ and the old tire 🛞 is sitting on the side of the curb boot 🔒 still on [isn’t that illegal?] what ⁉️ no 🤨 no it’s not 🙅 illegal 🚨 eddie 🤠 would never 🚫 do something illegal 🚔 eddie 🪖 has a silver star 🎖️ [wasn’t he in some kind of underground fight club?] 🙄 that was ages 🗓️ ago and he had a ton of stuff going on 🥺

Every king eventually brings out their own money. The Pendragon crest is naturally on one side, but the King's face normally goes on the other.

And Arthur does that, or intends to. But when he talks to the guy who is meant to get his profile, Arthur can't help but ask what kind of other symbols he could use. At first, he asks if he could put other people on it, then he figures that it would probably be too controversial if he put a face on the coin that isn't his own.

Then he asks if it could be a bird, like his mother's sigil. Originally, he wants to honor her, but then Merlin walks in to gather his clothes and it suddenly strikes him that Merlin has done so much for him, and never gotten any reward.

And Arthur doesn't mean his servant work, Merlin is rubbish at that. But what about his council? His advice? The fact that Merlin always speaks his mind, yet always has Arthur's and Camelot's best interest at heart. The fact that Merlin always goes out of his way to fight alongside Arthur, despite not being a knight.

In an emotional outburst, (after Merlin left again) Arthur orders the coin guy to make the other side of his coin a Merlin.

Right after that, he realizes what he's done and drowns his embarrassment in wine.

A couple weeks later, the money is created and put out into the kingdom. And everyone immediately connects the dots. The symbol is only on the golden one.

The day Merlin finds out is a normal day at first. Only that everyone is staring holes into his head and whispers about him. Merlin has been send to get Arthur's new shirts and hands the tailor a golden coin. He hands it to him, then stops and stares at the crest.

....

Merlin: Arthur???? What the fuck is this?

Arthur: *sweats* your salary?

Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨

Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

No, actually I will never be over Annabeth throwing her knife into the ocean hoping Percy will notice and come help only to have Percy, king among boyfriends, make the most dramatic ass entrance, knocking out attackers with a giant wave, ocean waves cascading behind him as he casually walks up onto the beach to Annabeth, hands her her knife and says “I think you dropped this.” Fucking legend.

Arthur starts out as an insufferable spoiled brat who falls madly in love with his mouthy servant. So madly in love that he risks his life time and again to save Merlin. Thankfully, Merlin’s an oblivious idiot. Unfortunately, the people around him are not. So while Merlin doesn’t notice that Arthur’s so in love with him he can’t function, everyone else is like “he’s so in love with you, he’d die for you” and Merlin’s like “nah, he’d do that for anyone. He’s just like that.”

And now, sweating bullets, Arthur has to start risking his life for peasants and anyone in danger like he’s truly noble, or Merlin’s gonna figure out that he’s in love with him.

Literally, Arthur experienced so much character growth to keep himself in that closet when he could of just said, “Nope, it’s you Merlin. I don’t give a flying fuck about anyone else.”

instead of stiles and lydia kissing when she brought him back, i want stiles to apologize to liam for all his stupid jokes about his IED. bc liam was the one trying anything and everything to get him back to existence, even if that meant bringing theo, the guy who dismantled the pack in the worst way, back. it wasn't theo who helped bringing stiles back at the end, but my point is: liam was willing to go against everyone's opinion just in the hope of bringing stiles back

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

RIP Arthur Pendragon. You would've loved the blokey banter, external validation and inherent homoeroticism of men's football