I Just Read “hos” As “hoh” And I’ve Never Been More Confused.

What’s your favorite season and why?

I’m assuming this means weather so....

I like winter because I can stay inside, wear warm clothes, and have yummy food. Also, snow.

That being said, I’m growing to like the other seasons as well.

“Somebody dropped an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck want to die?!”

- Catherine of Aragon, probably.

(Anne dropped the ice cube)

💖💜🖤💖💜🖤💖💜🖤💖💜🖤

Parr: Do you have any ice?

Jane: I do not, I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Parr: Why?

Jane: Just because.

Kitty: *Takes sip of Aragon’s beer*

Aragon: Katherine Howard! I’m gonna beat your ass.

Anne Boleyn: Do you dare me to eat this entire pizza?

Katherine Howard: ...No?

Anne Boleyn: *shoving pizza into her face* Wow. I can’t believe you’re making me do this.

Katherine: Anne is that a weed?

Anne: No, this is a crayon-

Katherine: I’m calling the police! *calls police on microwave*

Anne, in retaliation: Katherine, is that a police? I’m calling the weed *420, watcha smokin?*

Important headcanon:

One time the girls dared Anne to chug pickle juice and she lowkey liked it. Like, it didn't phase her at all.

Everytime she’s drunk or just once? I vote every time.

catherine of aragon is a milf