I firmly believe that the Queens would learn the pitch perfect dance🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
The cousins talking about getting beheaded: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Aragon: Watch your profanity!
For y’all who haven’t seen this
A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out
-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other
-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”
-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*
-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen
-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die
Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!
(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)
I jut can’t not.... it’s so amazing
Just think about it
Thomas Sanders as Chip Tolentino and Joan as Leaf Coneybear
Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams as Logainne’s Dads
Bethany Mota as Olive Ostrovsky
Ryan Higa as Mitch Mahoney
Jon Cozart and Dodie Clark as Olive’s Parents
Tati Westbrook as Rona Lisa Peretti
Swoozie as Vice Principal Douglas Panch
Brian Hull as William Barfee
Wengie as Marcy Parks
Jojo Siwa as Logainne Shwartzandgrubenierre
Joey Graceffa as Jesus Christ
The Cimorelli Family as Leaf’s Family
Let me know if you can think of any changes to be made!
Aragon: I want a church person that go to church and read their bible.
(Yes I changed the pronouns, I make no assumptions in this household)
Hopper, episode 5 on but specifically when he meets Smirnoff in 5:
Honestly my initial thought was “Anne on a Man” but I then I was like, I think that meme is over???
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for
Katherine: *plays with light saber*
Anne: Hey, pass me that.
Katherine: Okay!
Anne: *screams*
Katherine: And that's why it's called a light saber, not a life saver!
Do you like other musicals aside from Six? If so, which ones?
Yep!! I love all sorts of Musicals! Some of my favorites are the lightning thief, tuck everlasting, and spelling bee, but I like so many more than just that!!
Katherine: Today I learned that only 20 people have been beheaded in the Tower of London in this century
Anne: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day
Parr, holding up a sign which says “www.sacrificeatourist.com.uk”: Please. Any amount will help us get to our goal
Jane, concerned: What the fuck?
You know when you just gotta yeet?Mostly SIX the Musical, don’t post much anymore, she/her, minor@queen-lills is my other blog
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