Katherine While Crushing On Cleves: Hehehehe. Hehehehehe. Anna!

I’m having a gay panic

I’m watching SIX’s Olivier Awards performance (because why not) and it got to Maiya singing the “five down in the final wife” and could FEEL my heart races and my eyes got wide and had tears in them because osjwbsbskoa she’s so talented.

“Somebody dropped an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck want to die?!”

- Catherine of Aragon, probably.

(Anne dropped the ice cube)

I’m pretty sure my heart skipped a beat listening to Courtney sing “got a heart of” in megasix.

I literally had to take a second and just tell myself to breathe

Parr, looking at a cat lying down: Meow meow’s dead. Meow meow get up. Nah he dead.

*cat moves*

Ah shit meow meow, I thought you were dead.

Death itself: You ready to fucking die?!

The Queens: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!

I’m going on a road trip

I’m finna have SIX stuck in my head the entire time YEET

Anne: Just stick with me because I know so much Italian. Gelato, margarita, ravioli...

Cathy: Anne, we’re in Spain.

Y’all, SIX was actually amazing I’m so happy that I could go see it before it leaves Chicago. All the queens killed it!!

Everyone’s saying people in Area 51 are gonna die because they’re going in unprepared.

Bitch, this is Americans we’re talking about, they’ll all have guns to shoot back at the guards with.

Anne: *screams*

Catherine of Aragon: *turning the corner* Ah! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!