The-one-and-only-ginger - ✨le Ginger✨

fuck

Explain life with one word other than hell

the vld crew as shit me and my friends have said/done irl-

shiro

[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]

[drinks water anyway]

shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?

keith

[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]

[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]

keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-

lance

[jokingly proposes to crush]

[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]

lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.

allura

allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.

also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]

pidge

[during an all nighter before exams]

[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]

[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]

pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.

hunk

[ on a road trip ]

[ the driver starts to drive too fast]

hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]

hunk: oh.

coran

[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]

[ adds in pineapples half way through]

coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.

matt (bonus!!)

matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]

matt : [kneels in front of it]

matt : [begins to cry]

To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)

LIMITED TIME OFFER:

For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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Hello

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people