House Vines

House Vines

Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

House shenanigans

Slytherin: pulls out a knife

Hufflepuff: oh no.

Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box

Hufflepuff: phew.

Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box

Hufflepuff: oH nO.

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Hufflepuff: *peace sign* What’s up guys? Just wanted to give you an update.

Hufflepuff: Ummm...My worms are back.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: Yikes!

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Slytherin: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Gryfindor: *intense pause*

Gryfindor: But ch’ya didnt!

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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: *kicks the “G” off of the “Graveyard” sign* Yeah, Let’s get this party started!

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Wow.

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Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.

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Gryffindor: *holding a “Yuleball?” Sign*

Hufflepuff: Oh! Oh my god! Yes!

Gryffindor: N-no! Tell Ravenclaw!

Hufflepuff: Okay. *whips around to where raven claw is sitting*

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw! I’m going to the Yuleball with your boyfriend Gryffindor!

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Ravenclaw: *staring at Gryffindor*

Gryffindor: *looks at Ravenclaw*

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor:

Gryffindor: THE HELL YOU STARING AT!?

Ravenclaw: The spider.

Gryffindor: The spider?-*Notices spider a their head* OH GOD!

Ravenclaw: Damn.

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here!

Hufflepuff: Yeah...But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?