House Vines

House Vines

Slytherin: *looking up* Yeah, so he broke up with me.

Ravenclaw: Why are you looking up?

Slytherin: I NeEd TO CrY, But mY FOunDaTIon coSTeD 48 DOLLARS!

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Ravenclaw: Now that I’ve explained the answer for 10 minuets, do you understand the problem Gryffindor?

Gryffindor: Yes.

Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?

Gryffindor: *tears in eyes* YeS.

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Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.

Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.

Hufflepuff: Test It.

Ravenclaw: No.

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Hufflepuff: What do we want?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: When do we want it?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: I already said that.

Gryfindor: What do we want?

Hufflepuff: Weed!-I’m confused.

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Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.

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Hufflepuff: *peace sign* What’s up guys? Just wanted to give you an update.

Hufflepuff: Ummm...My worms are back.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: Yikes!

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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!

House Shenanigans

*Gryffindor sitting on the opposite side of the desk from Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff*

Ravenclaw: *reading Gryffindor’s resume* Says here you’re proficient at fighting ghost?

Gryffindor: *feet kicked up. Arms behind head* Yeah.

Slytherin: *looking over Ravenclaw’s shoulder* But...*looking up* This place isn’t haunted.

Gryffindor: *finger guns* You’re welcome.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *looks directly at the camera like Ben from Parks and rec*

Hufflepuff: Holy shit!

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Gryfindor: *checking under Hufflepuff’s bed* No monsters under your bed.

Hufflepuff: I know...They’re behind you now.

Gryfindor:

Hufflepuff:

Gryfindor: What?

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Gryfindor: What did you get in your happy meal?

Hufflepuff: Chapstick, what’d you get?

Gryfindor: A new SKATEBOARD!

Hufflepuff: Wha-

Gryfindor: *while skating away* LATER PUSSY!