This Will Never NOT Be Funny

ahh!! yall so i wasn't going to say anything but today is/was my birthday and it was going great but our plans got rained out but!!!!!!! we went out to eat for dinner and this really good-looking guy paid for my dinner and i'm literally going to scream!!! and yall already know i'm not callin anyone handsome but this guy was somethin else 👀🤭🤭

all im saying is that rex wouldnt treat me like this

Hi! can i get a blind date with a clone (if you feel like it <3)

i’m usually the mom of the group and i’m quite active! i enjoy cooking, reading, sports, and hanging out with friends and pets! i like to try and stay organized and in control but that doesn’t always happen. i’m talkative, i take care of my friends and family, and very oblivious to things romance wise lol. i love being active and hanging out with people but sometimes i get burnt out and just need some me time. my love language is quality time and physical touch!

Not me pushing these underrated clones on people until they're loved more... 😆

Your date is...

✨Boss!✨

This clone will appreciate your "mom" role with your friends; he'll probably even laugh out loud at the phrase. He hasn't heard that before, but now that you put it that way, he sees how much it applies to himself, too. Some days he feels like less of a boss and more like he's babysitting. This will launch you two into lively storytelling about your respective friends and all the shenanigans you put up with. But because you both care so much, too, you'll inevitably also end up talking about just how much your people mean to you, all the ways you willingly look out for them, etc.

There will be plenty of other topics you end up bonding over, such as your mutual values on staying active and keeping organized. The more you connect on, the more Boss becomes comfortable on the date. He says he doesn't have time to date, but deep down, he's a real softie who just doesn't know how to put himself out there. He'll enjoy your every smile, every brush of your hand as you pass the bread rolls, every "me too!" moment you share. He'll have a great time.

Boss is a very textbook kinda guy, so your date will have every cliche imaginable. Roses, candles, jazz in the background, the works. It may not feel very personal to you, but thought and effort was still put into every detail. And besides, it's only a first date. I'm sure if you asked to go on more, he'd start to work in more personal things as he gets to know what you like. The more time he spends with someone, the more natural their connection feels.

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hey jess! i hope you’re having a good day/night :). i hope you don’t mind but i’d like to make a request. could you do Kento x reader where they’ve been working really hard on something coming up and when they get the chance to do it everything just goes down the drain? like they’re trying sooo sooo hard to do it right but nothings working so they come home terribly upset and feel like they can’t do it right but they’ve been working so hard

i’m having a rough night and i need some comfort from my beloved kento 🥲

hi friend ! sorry for taking so long , i hope you’re feeling better <33

“my love don’t you think you can relax for a bit, I’m sure everything will go well” kento calls from under the covers, watching as you went over your work for the fifth time just in the last hour.

“after this one thing i swear” you mumble, eyes not tearing from the project in front of you. you can remember the last time you managed to get into bed the same time as nanami, sometime before you started working on your project.

you’ve been working at it tirelessly, even opting out of cuddle sessions and movie marathons to perfect everything by the deadline came.

“you said that thirty minutes ago” he sighs, kicking the blanket off and walking over to you, his chin resting on your shoulder, humming at your work before pressing a kiss to your cheek. “you’re gonna do amazing, i know it.”

and you wanted to believe him, and for a second when you drifted to sleep, you really did.

kento is shocked when he hears the door open harshly, slamming shut before watching you breeze past him and into the bedroom.

nanami takes a second to debate on wether he should try and talk to you or give you space, but he’s setting his book down and knocking on the bedroom door before he knows it.

“my love?” his voice is gentle, you’re sitting at the foot of the bed, your head in your hands, quiet sobs leaving your body.

“fuck off ken” you grumble, wiping your tears and sniffling a bit, “i don’t need a damn lecture right now.” maybe you were too harsh, and maybe you were just taking your frustrations out on him because he was the only one near you.

“do you want me to give you space?” his voice was still calm and gentle, no sign of anger or upset from your lashing out. his kindness only works to make your eyes burn even more, the lump in your throat growing harder to swallow.

“everything went wrong” and for the first time since you got home, you look at your lover, “i tried to fix it and adapt and-” you can’t even finish your sentence, a hiccup leaving your lips as you bury your face in your hands again.

kento is quickly at your side, taking you into his arms and cradling you, your head in his chest as he rubs your back.

“I’m so sorry baby” he whispers, trying his best to calm your sobs down. his chest tightens when you grip his shirt a bit harder, as if you’re scared he’d leave you. “I’m right here don’t worry” he mumbles, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, shushing you softly as your sniffles die down.

you stay there for a while, muffled hiccups against his chest as you try to compose yourself, only sitting up when you’re finally sure you’re done crying. your eyes are bloodshot and you’re sure you look terrible, but even as you look at your lover utterly broken, he’s staring back at you as if you’re the most precious thing in the world to him.

he’s giving you napkins and water, offering to run you a bath and make you some tea, all with the softest smile on his face.

and when you’re finally in bed, tangled in his arms he’s still staring at you like you hung up the moon.

“I’m sorry” you whisper, face flushed as you hear him ‘tsk’ as you.

“i don’t want your apologies, there’s nothing to apologize for” his voice is a bit firmer than before. “I’m always gonna be here for you” he assures, giving you a small smile.

“i just can’t believe everything went so wrong” you sigh, biting your bottom lip, “i triple checked everything, i stayed up so late i worked so hard” you huff, the tears stinging your eyes.

“hey, hey, look at me” his voice still firm when your eyes meet his honey ones, “everything is gonna work itself out okay? everything always happens for a reason.”

“but what if it doesn’t?” you whisper, the pit in your stomach growing, but kento is there to snuff it out before it can consume you.

“I’ll be here” he smiles, “I’ll be for you for everything, you know you can always lean on me” there’s comfort laced in his every word.

you don’t say anything, opting instead for burying your face deeper into the crook of his neck, letting the smell of his cologne and body wash fill your nose.

sure things may have fallen apart, but you’re glad you have kento to help you pick up the pieces and make something even better than before.

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