i put too much effort into these gays
when i say "my bum hurts" im in pain. im faking a smile. im faking a good time. im faking a happy bum bum.
save me.
AO3 IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE, I REPEAT, IT IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE. I AM NOT MAKING IT.
say what you want about jeeps, but they've got some of the BEST decor. in the span of an hour, i saw one with a red ball for a nose and reindeer antlers, one covered all in Christmas lights, and one with a skeleton strapped to the hood with bats all over it.
one of my greatest works ever
we didnt start the fire
Guess who's back!!
idk if its been said before but i just had the most random thought: why do they try to make the reeces candy look so sexy? like are you trying to get me to have sex with a piece of candy?