need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
i am as straight as this line ⭕️
if you dont reblog this youre straight
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
RIGHT?!?!
Just finished “Running on Air” by eleventy7. My life is forever changed
“Anywhere?”
“Anywhere.”
IM GONNA BE SICK
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A couple of weeks ago I told my friends that I use any pronouns
Today this happened
M-“no you do you do support gay people ender” points at friend one “you support him” points at friend two “you support her” points at me “and you support attack”
Everyone-“huh”
M- looking at me like “ well you told me I could use any pronouns for you so I’m going to use attack/helicopter”
This is why love my friends
I came out to my friends and like they’re still gonna make fun of me but they’re going to be using the right pronouns while doing it so like yay