Me And My Friends Be Like

Harry: *fails to exonerate Draco during the trial after war and think what else to make up*

Harry: well, my last point…

Harry: we are secret lovers, he is my husband, we have a house by the sea in France, and we also have five secret children and a pet peacock

Draco:

Wizengamot:

The whole of magic Britain: 

Ron: that’s true, I am the secret godfather of these secret definitely existing children

Hermione: sustained, I personally married them

Harry: and Mrs Weasley gave Draco a family sweater too 

We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.

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drarry is so important to me yall don’t even know

i fucking hate race season

for context I live in the greater Indianapolis area you know where the Indy 500 takes place

literally NONE of the tourists know how how to drive so now any time my family has to go fucking Aldi there’s a huge ass line

my school made us write letters for the tourists and i wanted to write

Give us your money then leave

You ARE valid

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

lol

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

healer x auror ?

Hi welcome to my blog 👋🏽 I’m E which is short for my name duh.

Here are some facts about me:

I live in Indiana

I only speak English but my father is Mexican 

I am hashtag gender-fluid (I use he/they pronouns)

My favorite Girl Scout cookies are Toffee-tastics

I have, I think, read every book in PJO

I’m reading LOTR

I play Dungeons and Dragons

I love musicals (feel free to leave recommendations)

I am at heart a little goblin

Feel free to ask questions