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taraincognita replied to your post: Are you a UT, A&M, TCU or a Tech fan?
EAT’M UP EAT’M UP GO CATS GO
IT’S BOKO BITCHES!!
Hey FB, what are you trying to tell me??
Lincoln Smith Sr was last seen 2 days ago @ 1:30pm on the 7900 block of Bayard St. Philadelphia, PA If you have any information regarding his current whereabouts, please call 215 549 0781. Please note, this gentleman is 5’9, 150 lbs and suffers from Alzheimer’s disease.
Holy crap! Someone i know on here!!
Boom goes the dynamite
It's about that time!
RIP RD
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
YUSSSSS
haha
It's my birthday. Let's have an orgy!
YUHHH
Yessir.