SHAPE HELL

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

the chief cultivator line

It's likely that many movies would involve more than one of these things– but what would be the main thing motivating you to create it in the first place?

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*sinister music starts playing in Wei Wuxian's evil lair as he laughs viciously, drinking blood of virgins and planning his next move in defending basic human rights*

"I'm the villain in my own story, I'm the witch in my own tale..."

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nie huaisang but make him fat

By Ed Himelblau

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

Jin Guangyao Nie Mingjue hate sex

I really want to read some fanfics with nhs as the villain, but the thing is that finding them is actually very difficult. because usually "dark!nhs" tag means that he will be like cruel but magnificent and gloriously evil and doing some evil but sexy things. and I don't want that I want him as the cowardly sleazy bastard he is and for the story to make fun of him.

I read a x*ch*ng fanfic long ago which had the exact type of him (plotting his evil plot and then immediately pathetically crying in the next scene) so I suppose I must search somewhere in the w*ngx**n or x*ch*ng centric fanfics but oh. just how many of them I will need to look through before I find something?

same with jgy. where's all these cringe fanfics making him into some cringe evil villain that his stans always complain about? I may (?) count as his stan but still. I want this I want cringe.