So Few People Understand The Art Of The Pseudo Nap

”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

look at me I was super tired and irritated for several days and wanted to write the saltiest thing ever but I didn't because I try to be a good person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 tell me I'm cool and great.

Actalus takes that "consent is sexy" thing to a whole new level.

NIE HUAISANG DESIGN EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR NIE HUAISANG

Some notes

He has the elaborate Nie braids and also he has the anime hair vent pieces in the front of his hair that are just completely down and in his face. All this fucking braiding and for what! Useless as a career

I saw the frilly sleeves in an animatic once and I fell in love immediately

You can't really see the one by his right eyebrow in either image but he has four moles/beauty marks on his face. Getting inauspicious with it.

I basically kept the face structure of his actor in CQL because that was a solid as fuck cast and I'm attached

Idk if you can tell but esp on the fullbody one I drew the body sketch out and then put the robe on and I did not in fact draw him particularly slight! And I'm quite happy with how the big vertical panels and frilly sleeves make him look like he is I think I'm cooking

The Crown (Diu Crône) by Heinrich von dem Türlin translated by J. W. Thomas

Erec by Hartmann von Aue translated by Cyril Edwards

Iwein Knight with the Lion by Hartmann von Aue translated by Cyril Edwards

Lanzelet by Ulrich von Zatzikhoven translated by Thomas Kerth

Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach translated by Jessie Weston

Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach translated by Edwin Zeydel

Tristan and Iseult Vol. I by Gottfriend von Straßberg translated by Jessie Weston

Tristan and Iseult Vol. II by Gottfriend von Straßberg translated by Jessie Weston

Wigalois Knight of Fortune’s Wheel by Wirnt von Grafenberg translated by J. W. Thomas

Wigalois Knight of Fortune’s Wheel by Wirnt von Grafenberg (in German)

I rarely write it but damn if I don’t love Sangyao <3

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude