The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly
Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it
You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!
Interpret your results any way you like!
Inspiration from @miggylol
"Came back wrong" trope but actually the character came back right. A character who, when they were living, hid and changed so many parts of themself around others to appease them and, when they died and came back, they stopped doing so and started living as who they always have been. But everyone thinks they came back wrong because of how different they are
completely unfounded headcanon that nie mingjue actually really likes dessert items, but can't have any because his strict diet + workout regimen forbids them. when jin guangyao is feeling especially bitchy he goes to the local bakery, buys an extra large chocolate cupcake, and eats all of it right in front of nie mingjue
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
hey don't cry. even Hell itself contains soup
idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.
poll about swapping with prev's icon here