“I Suddenly Realized That We Were On Borrowed Time, That Time Is Always Borrowed, And That The Lending

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: You know, some guys my age man… they forget about drinking milk. I don’t know why, maybe they forget how good milk is. Milk’s great. It’s natural, uh… it’s satisfying. I like it when it tastes cold. You just can’t beat it. So don’t you forget it. I’m drinking milk for good.

psychic: what the fuck

Casablanca (1942) + Iconic Dialogue 

Studio Executive: “so how would you describe this character?”

Screenwriter: “well they’re a single dad -”

Studio Executive, already dialing Pedro Pascal’s number: “say no more”

Does anyone else remember when they first got in to the Beatles, and you thought they all looked the same and that you’d never be able to tell them apart? Now we see a picture of a leg hair and it’s like: yep, definitely John, probably taken around August of 1965 on a Tuesday at approximately 8:15 am.

happy birthday harrison ford 🖤

brb

Soda's son headcanons?

-the mother bailed right after the birth-they were both really young about 18/19 -she was probably a fling or a one-night stand gone wrong -she was just really freaked and left the baby there-Soda lost his shit-first he was mad then confused then scared-then he accepted it- “I’m a single father wow”-he got so much support from Darry and the guys-he names him something like Teddy or Ted for short-his middle name is Steve-Teddy Steve Curtis -don’t fight me on that-Soda calls him kiddo all the time-he has Soda’s blue eyes and dark hair -he actually always brings him to DX from the time he was a toddler-girls actually come there just to see him - “he’s so cute omg”- “yeah I know he is he’s my kid”-Soda teaches him a lot about cars of course -ponyboy reads to him and helps him with homework-Darry is actually the only one who disciplines him - “don’t run in the house”- “my daddy lets me–”- “your dad isn’t here right now is he?”- “oh shit”-he calls Steve “Uncle Smeve”-he hates Dallas-so fucking much-no one knows why-he just doesn’t - “teddy you’re gonna stay with uncle dally for a second”- “oh hell nah”-he loves Johnny though - “I wanna see uncle Johnny”- “he’s not here right now”- “when’s he getting back”- “I don’t know”- “ask him”- “no thanks”- “I wanna see uncle Johnny”- “go to your room”-he has so much fun with two bit-two always tells him dirty jokes he doesn’t understand but he still laughs -he literally idolizes his dad-follows him everywhere -he actually used to throw tantrums whenever he left - “I want my dad!”- “he’ll be back”- “now”- “he’s not here”- “N O W”- “damn bitch”-he’s an actual sweetheart-he makes Soda Father’s Day cards when it’s not even Father’s Day -he tries to cook chocolate cake with Uncle Smeve-they burned the stove -he actually becomes an avid reader because of Pony -once he asked about his mom when he was really young- “tommy from school says I’m weird because I don’t have a mom”- “well you tell tommy to mind his own business”- “why don’t I have a mom”- “she didn’t want to be a mom”-he actually never asked about her again -his dad always plays him “blackbird” by the Beatles -it helps him sleep when he has bad dreams

currently crying

This is too pure for this world

I LOVE THIS

His reaction thooo

This meme/tweet was authored by the incomparable @galacticidiots It makes total sense as I religiously bookmark all her recommendations

You have too much of your father’s heart in you, young Solo.