I'm am a dumbass, and sleep with my friends.
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LOVE your mimikyu plush in your profile pic!
She's such a good stuffie!!!!!
Sometimes a cigarette, is just a cigarette.
Every time you reblog one of my posts you kiss me on the forehead :3
Fuck business class. I just suggested a hotel overbooked their rooms and my prof just said "well, you could look at lower customer satisfaction but that's a good idea"
I wanna be your 2am thoughs while you are masturbating.
Women are pretty. I love pretty women. Pretty women deserve the world.